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@SEAMAC_VALET

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I am with stupid. To avoid suspension I am a parody. NOT A SPACE HOST 🚀 non vaccinated so can see through the 🐂💩 fed to the masses.

Scotland, UK
Joined April 2010
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
3 months
At Tesco and forgotten your club card and want to get the clubcard offers.... Feel free to scan this. #Tesco #ClubCard
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@Joelbirmz12
Joel Birmingham
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🤣🤣
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@AgentP22
Agent P
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Remember when the SNP said they would scrap the "unfair council tax"? Well guess what?
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@Calamity_clr
🎇✨ Claire ✨🎆
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@JohnSwinney Bollocks 💩 You follow UN Net Zero policies You cannot be trusted to manage public finances John https://t.co/AkfxDYWSur
@MarcNixon24
Marc Nixon
1 day
The U.S. Energy Secretary just obliterated Net Zero ideology in 60 seconds. Oil, gas, and coal power EVERYTHING including green energy. This is what adults sound like. Liberals are not ready for this conversation. https://t.co/c6J4x7k7Nk
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@ambu000
paul
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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I am going to have a very interesting post about @SagaUK in the next week. I would advise avoiding Saga home insurance at all costs.
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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If anyone wants to attack or get to Trump they are not going to attack America or Trump. They are going to attack His favourite golf club Turnberry and the Isle of Lewis.
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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Not gonna lie this made me greet.... And as you know I don't do the MSM shite.
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@GitGrumpygit
the original Grumpy Git
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Well @JohnSwinney you keep yittering on about how Indy will make us all better off yet you’ve never shown a credible economic plan to show us … could that be because you don’t have one?
@JohnSwinney
John Swinney
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Living standards in the UK are flat as a pancake and Westminster governments are unable and unwilling to address that. Independence is about having the full powers to tackle the cost of living crisis - and it’s for people in Scotland to decide.
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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Mister Singhs in the toon does takeaway doesn't it? Need a good Indian got a car home that needs a run to see if it throws up a fault and Mrs needs out house as does wee guy as he's had a sniffle and hardly been over the door this week
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@AgentP22
Agent P
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January 6th - John Swinney takes to X to tell everyone that hospital waiting lists are coming down. January 7th - The truth comes out. A&E wait times in November were the worst on record. He should be following Angela Constance out the door for misleading the Scottish public.
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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Asked who I thought were friends at Start of year and they haven't came up with the goods. But can anyone lend me some money on here. My kids don't need food or nappies I need a new Renault 5 e tech though..
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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What a beautiful car
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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What a beautiful car
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@Iain_L
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧Iain_L 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Anyone voting SNP needs their heads examining.
@conor_matchett
Conor Matchett
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BREAKING: Angela Constance broke the ministerial code TWICE, a sleaze probe has found However she will be saved by John Swinney after the independent advisers said the breaches were done "unintentionally"
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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Got this video from tiktok of Glasgow... This late 70s early 80s?
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@AgentP22
Agent P
2 days
💥£3k pay rise for MSPs. 💥Holyrood costs exploding to £150m. 💥Services collapsing. 💥Taxes up. 💥Waiting lists up. This isn’t government — it’s a gravy train.
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@moomintroll41
Bridget Jones
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@outofunion Wrong - drug law is reserved to WM, drug policy is devolved, and the SNP are making a right mess of it, dating back to when Sturgeon cut drug rehab funding and then for once actually admitted to “taking her eye off the ball” SNP drug policy is to dish out methadone
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@SEAMAC_VALET
SEA-MAC VALET
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This looks nearly as bad as @JohnSwinney Christmas tree
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@LeeJarvis10
𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐬
2 days
£6 Carvery down the local Stonehouse. Full of Goodness. 👌 Just down the road McDonald's are asking £12 for a BIG Arch meal all processed. Full of crap. 😪 Unbelievable 🍽
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@markthehibby
Marko Polo
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"Is it not the case that because you think that it will help your election prospects you are marching independence supporters to the top of the hill and like SNP leaders before you - you'll have to march them back down" #DishonestJohn #SNPout
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