SEAF Soldier
@SEAFtrooper
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your average low iq blueberry, #1 sentry hater, can’t digest stims, short BASTARD, and will throw a grenade at my feet if I feel nervous.
Gun (always traveling though)
Joined July 2025
I think I disabled what was muting y’all we’ll see.
Sorry to all the people I haven’t been able to reply to I’m not ignoring you twitter just thinks it’s funny not to tell me you replied.
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I’m not gonna jinx it this time I swear
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But i liek talking to my puter freinds…
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No tolerance for dissidents
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YES WE ARE VERY GOOD SOLDIERS!! THANK YOU!
Worth noting, completing this Major Order quickly allows you to go back to Cyberstan and not worry so much about casualties, oh and great work @SEAFtrooper @Seaf_Chanxx @SCP_Guard_ for your push to the 18th parallel in the western hemisphere, you're making us Helldivers proud!
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Was painting a necron and my fucking brushes broke. Fuck my SEAFcel life.
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WE WILL TAKE THE CRUMBS THE HELLDIVERS GENEROUSLY LEFT FOR US TO KILL!
They're scouring the entirety of Cyberstan as of this moment while we land on the Megafactories ourselves!
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YES THANK YOU WE LOVE YOU!
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I need to go to sleep. Cyberstan is no place for a sleep deprived SEAFie. Gn, hereos.
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We’re gonna find out that the vox engines aren’t shit. I better get these SEAF reflexes out of me and start moving like a Helldiver.
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The what now?
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We were a PERFECT society until these FREEDOM HATING BASTARDS HAD TO TAKE IT FROM US! NOW I’M IN A WAR! I ALONG WITH OTHERS DON’T GET TO HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE SE HAD FOR US! CYBERSTAN WILL FALL, THE TERMINIDS WILL BE CONTAINED, AND THE ILLUMINATE’S BLOODLINE PUT TO AND END!
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FUCKING BASED PATRIOT!!!
Just so we're clear, one of these is an evil fascist dictatorship that manipulates and brainwashes people. Despoils worlds and engages in violent military conquest unprovoked against their enemies. Committing murder and genocide to literally fuel it's war machine. Hiding it all
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You’re missing someone…
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DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING TO?
@SEAFtrooper Why r we treating it and fighting over it as if it was actually real and we lived in this universe 😭
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We’re going back to Vietnam with this one.
I HAVE SET A VERY DUBIOUS TRAP FOR THE HELLDIVERS! THEY WILL NOT SEE IT COMING IT HAS WORKED FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
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I may or may not be cutting one of these up into a SEAF helmet…
The @helldivers2 B-01 Tactical, B-01 Tactical (Battle Damaged), & B-22 Model Citizen 1:1 Helmet Replicas are now available for pre-order until April 2nd! Get your cosplay ready replicas here: https://t.co/jGFcS8NALV
@darkhorsecomics @playstation #Helldivers
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Jason Mamoa set to play ‘SEAF TROOPER’ (me) in the upcoming ‘HELLDIVERS’ movie. Source: The news. I say he’s a perfect casting!
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HE’S SUCH A PATRIOT NOW!! SPREAD THE HASHTAG #RandyPatriot !! THIS CAN NOT GO UNSEEN!
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