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@Ryan_Shaw99

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my life is a comedy, every day is a new bit

in my head
Joined August 2015
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@LordHuron
Lord Huron
5 years
LH is extending their fall U.S. tour with three new headline shows in Austin, Dallas and Oklahoma City this October. Presale starts tomorrow at 10am local (pw: longlost21), with the public onsale this Thursday 7/1 at 10am local. Tickets at https://t.co/rlizM3fZQx
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
5 years
i do be needing more friends tho tbh. so like, if you’re down, like, dm more or something?? please? i promise this isn’t a joke. like, seriously. dm me. :)
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
5 years
like, i promise i’m pretty cool. i can cook and like, make you laugh probably sorta kinda maybe. can someone vouch on that?
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
5 years
someone tryna date me already? :/
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
so as a bigger guy, i’ve always been pretty self conscious about wearing nicer clothes, but i decided to treat myself this week, and try something new. so i’m going to drop these here. thanks for coming to my ted talk :)
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
y’all ever just like, get hurt, so you go and buy like 500 dollars worth of clothes in a day to make yourself feel and look better just to get your confidence back? if not, you should try it.
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
for those of y’all that read my tweets, i appreciate y’all. that being said, i would like constructive criticism on how i could make myself a tiny bit better in any aspect? any ideas would be greatly appreciated :)
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
anyone wanna like, go on a real date sometime? or like, am i crazy for asking?
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
do i have a sign that says, “play me, PLEASE” around my neck or something? i’m starting to think i’m asking to get hurt lol. anyone wanna actually love me or??
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@bigtimerush
Big Time Rush
6 years
These challenging times around the world have made us want to connect with all of you so much. They have also made us want to stay connected with each other. (1/3) Full video: https://t.co/4lNflZ1bWw
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
so we all know the “this could be us but you playing” but like why hasn’t anyone ever done anything with, “this could be us but you played me” cuz i would feel that a lot more tbh.
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
6 years
do y’all ever just wake up thinking it’s going to be a great day then you remember you have no plans and no one to talk to because everyone just plays you? oh, just me? alright
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@alyssahurtado_
Alyssa Hurtado
7 years
My mother in law just sent us these pictures of Dani and I just can’t stand the cuteness ☺️😍🤗
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
7 years
Okay question, if you only have one “Vans” shoe, what do you call it? Do you call it a Van or a Vans
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@calvinwhitaker4
Cal
7 years
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
7 years
Lol. Only Hillside things am i right? Enjoy this video y’all, and God Bless💗
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@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
7 years
This is why the Phillies got Bryce Braves intentionally walk him to load the bases, @rhyshoskins cleans it all up 💥 (via @Phillies) https://t.co/sBEn9BX1DU
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@Ryan_Shaw99
ryan shaw
7 years
also, to continue. so thankful for these guys and so thankful i got to get closer to them and grow further in faith with them aswell. enjoy this clip from our lip sync battle. don’t conform to society’s norms, rather be a rebel to those norms. much love y’all. 💗
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