We can smolder with the best of them. #Emmys2022

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DJ just tried to transition from mambo #5 into papa roach and poor fella failed.

I’m tired.

My dad confused the voice of @nlyonne for @NinaBlackwood.

St Patrick’s Day playlist:

My new favorite fact is that the guys who directed Everything Everywhere All at Once also directed the Turn Down For What music video.

The US will do anything to avoid the metric system.

After a week of panic searching for my passport, having my birth certificate overnighted from Kentucky, countless attempts at getting an emergency passport appointment.. I found it. It’s honestly embarrassing where it was.

Sister Hazel is just Blues Traveler without the harmonica.

Y’all. Senator Cavanaugh. Is. Still. Going. Republicans in Nebraska are going to let the senate stay shut down because they just can’t go without hurting trans kids. Senator Cavanaugh’s 3 week filibuster has been INSPIRATIONAL. You are a hero, Senator Cavanaugh.

This rain is making my Wellbutrin do some very heavy lifting.

Every time I think I can stand someone, @traumamaximoff says “let’s see how you feel in 3 days..” it usually takes 1. 😂

What are the odds Reba brings out Kelly Clarkson at the Hollywood bowl?

Did we just give a man with a line beard an Oscar for a fat suit? In 2023? Wild.

Lying to me is comical. I unwillingly find out everything anyway. 😂