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Keyboard player for Archie Powell & The Exports (@archiepowell ) Graphic Designer, https://t.co/NYMJW1M3Gq

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2009
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
7 years
An action movie called “Cruisin for a Bruisin” that takes place on a cruise ship starring Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruz and Terry Crews.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
5 years
Covid still kinda sounds like something a rich white lady would name her entitled kid.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
"I'm not responsible for the sins of my ancestors! It wasn't ME who did those things." "You're right! We probably should take down all those statues and images of our ancestors who committed atrocities and genocide then, yeah?" "BuT oUr hIStoRy!!!!!"
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
Made a little meme for you all. What’s your social distancing personality?
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
How does everyone feel about the latest Black Keys tour being called the "Let's Rock Tour" ?
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
I’m not a guy or a girl. I’m a little worried.
@themouseyouknow
Louise!
6 years
Type "I'm not a guy or a girl, I'm a ___" and let autocorrect finish the sentence.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
It’s like Trump is trying to create his own Suicide Squad of shitty lowlife conmen with bad hair.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
The new High Fidelity is pretty cool, but I’m 2 episodes in and really hope I don’t have to watch Zoe Kravitz horribly eat any more soggy fruit loops.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
I wouldn’t be particularly interested in Matrix 4 except for the fact that Keanu and Carrie-Anne have both aged in a way where they went from “good looking” to SUPER MEGA HOT.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
I didn’t really ever get into emo when it was big. And now that I’m older and there’s a lot of emo nostalgia making the rounds I’ve realized that, yes, it’s still horrible.
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@KyloR3n
Emo Kylo Ren
6 years
sorry im fighting remotely today and may be slow replying to messages
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@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
6 years
As a chronicle of teenage suburban misery in the early 1980s, Paul Feig’s program only lasted 18 episodes, but it still casts a tremendously long shadow.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
Forget tide pods. In 2020 we’re all tryin to eat baby yoda.
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@charli_xcx
Charli
6 years
i am an artist, a songwriter who’s co written multiple “hits” for myself/other artists, a video director, exec producer of a netflix show, a&r, i run a label, co manage 2 artists.. if I was a man I’d be hailed as some sort of music industry god but as a woman I’m just - doubted??
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Ryan Export
6 years
As this decade comes to a close, can we please retire “crack” as a descriptor for recipes? “Crack Broccoli” on Pinterest shouldn’t be a thing
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@kelp_b
kelpy 🐌
6 years
y’all want permission to say the n-word because it’s in the lyrics but will change the pronouns in a love song so you don’t sound gay
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
Raise your hand if you're a designer/art director and you've had a conference call about a design or product looking too much like a dick.
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@RyanExport
Ryan Export
6 years
New movie about the Joker. What should we call it? Oh how about we get rid of "the" and go with just..."JOKER" Ohhh ok gritty. slick. yes. Love it. Ok what about the new Batman movie? I got an idea. You better sit down. Ummm ok... "THE Batman" BRILLIANT!
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@OzKitsch
australian kitsch 🦘
6 years
men in shorts operating computers
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Ryan Export
6 years
Wondering why no one talks about how @carlyraejepsen is nearly identical to Shirley MacLaine.
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