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Only this Celtic team can make Connor Barron look like Xavi. Good grief.

if kierkegaard had a twitter account he would have written the best tweets:

Kasper Schmeichel x Hampden Park. A generational collab.

Ben Simmons hurt me so badly I can’t accept this kind of pass as a highlight.

Happy TTD earnings day to all who celebrate.

“Make life more affordable for the average person.” This is your global platform for winning elections. If your candidate can’t tell that story in a compelling way, they will deservedly lose. They don’t need to believe it/do it. But they do need to *say it with conviction*.

Yep, probably seen enough Nets basketball for the year. Next year, these can go back on.

It’s been real, Chrome.

Flacco v Rodgers in a primetime nail biter. What year is this?

Good thing that pharma isn’t famously litigious.

What are we doing here, Adam Silver? Rather than addressing meaningful concerns and fostering a love for the game by making it more accessible, you’re deflecting and boiling a sport down to being “highlight based” Much of NBA media is already consumed by hot-take culture and

No comment.

I’ve seen this movie.

Work from your phone. Work from your car. Work from the plane. The work never stops. The work is eternal. The work is you. You are the work. This whole thing screams one word: Achtung.

Travelers no longer have to remove their shoes to get through the regular line at TSA security checkpoints at airports, per CBS

NY may occasionally spit in my face and kick me in the groin, but then it goes and does something like a sunset and all is forgiven. It has its problems. But it really is incredibly special.

Genuinely insane that there is a world where the Nets x Suns Kevin Durant trade tree doesn’t fully resolve until 2032.

It appears the only ad on this app is Michael Cera and Uber Eats. Frequency capping is cool guys.

Game has changed. Bigger, stronger athletes, playing too many minutes, in too many games. Where do I send my invoice?