This speaks to me on a different level

Next in line for a return @Target. Employee calls me over “what can I do for you boy” I’m 31

Why can’t I DoorDash my order from Best Buy?

Homie at the gym has a “Legalize Marinara” T-shirt and I need it

Trailer when

Hey @Spotify, where are the lyrics for @NeckDeepUK!?

Am I crazy or does 30 Rock get consistently better

I think there’s something on that guys face #HaloInfinite

Hear me out, tootsie pops but also cough drops

My prayers have been answered

30 Rock is so good. How am I just discovering this

Retro Howell has one too many pictures of Arnold Schwarzenegger on the wall

Just found out Retro Jackson is permanently closing. I started my journey here in 2011, really sad to see it close. Truly the end of an era

https://t.co/C3NWMmSTmh

What a time

already a big day for huge monsters and it’s not even 8am.

I want to live in a world where you can just view lyrics directly on @Spotify

Almost every day this week a group of old guys have all gravitated around whatever equipment I’m using a started a conversation. I think the old man squad has accepted me as one of their own.

Why the hell do people walk around the gym with a full backpack like they’re waiting to board a plane