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@RyanBartholomee

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Christ-follower | husband | Father of 4 | CFO | Treasurer | Young CPA of the Year in Texas 2015-16 | CGMA | #FalPal | married to @XOXOLibar

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Ryan Bartholomee
3 years
I can’t unsee this... Thank you, #FallonTonight , for #NewThanksgivingTraditions ! And thank you, @jimmyfallon , for the kind words! 😭😭😭
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"We won't let hate win. Our response to this violence must be to come closer together, to help each other, to love more, to sing louder and to live more kindly and generously than we did before." @ArianaGrande 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #ArianaOnFallon
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Sheldon has been Penny and Leonard’s practice kid. 😍👏🏽 #BigBangTheory
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2 years
Best intro for a musical guest ever. 🤣 #SNL #SaturdayNightLive
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@jimmyfallon Lord of the Onion Rings #AddAWordRuinABook
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@jimmyfallon When you are homeschooled and the only girl in your school is your sister, you are destined for a #PromFail .
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It is time for a brand new #BigBangTheory !!! I love this cast and will miss seeing them all together in this show that has made me laugh for so many years. ❤️
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@jimmyfallon The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Samsung Galaxy #AddAWordRuinABook
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5 years
The way that #YoungSheldon and #BigBangTheory complimented each other tonight is simply beautiful.
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4 years
@jimmyfallon I think #ThereShouldBeALaw requiring Twitter to provide an edit button.
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6 years
The talent is strong with #TeamAlicia ! #VoiceBattles
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@jimmyfallon Harry Potter and the Order of Amazon #QuarantineABook
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6 years
That feeling when you realize Sheldon is about to get married!!! #ShAmy @bigbangtheory #BigBangTheory
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2 years
“I gotta have options.” - Anitta 😂👏🏽 #AnittaOnFallon #FallonTonight
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@RyanBartholomee
Ryan Bartholomee
5 years
So #ChanceOnSNL did not disappoint! We laughed so hard with the sketches and were blown away by the musical performances! Well done! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #SNL
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Ryan Bartholomee
5 years
Though a series finale to such a loved show is sad, it warms my heart that so much care was put into it. They are telling a beautiful and hilarious story worthy of the title: “finale!” ❤️ #BigBangTheory
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8 years
You are right, @blakeshelton . I can see the resemblance between #Woody and @jimmyfallon . @FallonTonight #FallonTonight 🐄
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Sheldon was built for the pandemic! #FallonTonight
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6 years
I am so happy that @BillGates will be on #BigBangTheory !!!
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@RyanBartholomee
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5 years
So @jimmyfallon and @TheNotoriousMMA going together to a bar is something that I must see! March 25th can’t get here soon enough! #FallonTonight
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4 years
Beautiful tribute to Hal Willner. He was a genius. ❤️ #SNLAtHome #SNL
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4 years
Whoa. @JLo and @jimmyfallon are in a movie together! #MarryMe #FallonTonight 🤯👏🏽
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6 years
Nobody talks to Ruby like that! 😳😱 @DoveCameron #AgentsofSHIELD
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“Look, I’m like plastic straws. I’ve been around forever. I’ve always worked. But now you’re mad at me?” - Joe Biden ( @WoodyHarrelson ) 🤣🤣🤣 #SNL #SNLPremiere
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3 years
@jimmyfallon We agree to never have ham that looks like COVID again... #NewThanksgivingTraditions
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"Oh, maybe I'm on there." - Jimmy Fallon about Drake's tattoos. 😂😂😂 #FallonTonight
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6 years
I am super excited for tonight's new #BigBangTheory episode!
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“Do you not know what it is?” - Leonard 🤣🤣🤣 #BigBangTheory
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5 years
Yes, Daisy. You totally jinxed it. 😭 #AgentsofSHIELD
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4 years
An audience made up of first responders? Amazing! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #SNLPremiere
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5 years
Awkward Silence of The Lambs #ImproveAMovieWithOneWord
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6 years
We need a moment of silence for the lack of a #DemoDay . #FixerUpper #LiveTweetCrew @hgtv
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@jimmyfallon Snakes on a Plane - A documentary about why emotional support snakes are a bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly
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4 years
@jimmyfallon I mentioned last night that #ThereShouldBeALaw against having carpet in your kitchen.
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Ryan Bartholomee
6 years
Lili Reinhart is so sweet! We enjoyed visiting with her briefly in her autograph line. Her Q&A with KJ was so fun! #Riverdale #BettyCooper #LiliReinhart #RiverdaleCheerleader #Vixens #RiverVixens #FanExpoDallas
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7 years
Michelle Yeoh is perfectly cast as Captain Georgiou! 👏🏽🖖🏽 #StarTrekDiscovery
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Ryan Bartholomee
6 years
Coolest. USB. Drive. Ever. Thanks @BMW ! #BMW #TheUltimateDrivingMachine
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@jimmyfallon I used to wake up in a cold sweat after dreaming that I had been enrolled in a class for a whole semester but forgot about the class and all of the assignments. #MyWeirdFear
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5 years
You are killing it, @IISuperwomanII !!! 🤣🤣🤣 #RedNoseDay #NosesOn
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Archie is bold! 😳 #Riverdale
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Good luck bonding with your Mother-in-law, Sheldon! 👍🏽 #BigBangTheory
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#ItShouldBeIllegalTo spoil the endings of TV shows for other time zones.
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4 years
Way to go, Fal Pals! #AddAWordRuinABook is trending #1 in the United States and #2 worldwide! 🤯👏🏽 #FallonTonight
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@jimmyfallon I Put A Spell Check On You #AddAWordRuinASong
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4 years
I am pretty sure Enoch is the best bartender ever. 😂👏🏽 #AgentsofSHIELD
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5 years
Awe. Howard and Raj’s love for each other is real. ❤️ #BigBangTheory
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5 years
Thank you, car seat warmers, for having two settings: 1. Low and 2. Satan frying bacon on my butt cheeks 😳🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🥓🔥 #FallonTonight
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I am so excited to watch @chancetherapper host and perform on #SNL ! He is an awesome person, and I know he will do so well!
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@jimmyfallon Aquaman - Bath time but bigger #DescribeAMovieBadly
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@jimmyfallon The Incredibles - A family teaches their son to run slower at track meets. #DescribeAMovieBadly
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He made it! @AnupamPKher 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😭😭😭 #NewAmsterdam
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@NBCTheVoice @officialchevel @kelly_clarkson They were meant to sing a duet together!!! They are amazing!!! #VoiceFinale
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Did they just get Taylor Swift to introduce Ice Spice for her second song?!? 🤯 #SNL #SNLPremiere
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6 years
That feeling when your hero is your Key Advisor... #VoiceKnockouts
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@nbcsnl The origin story we never knew we needed! 🤣🤣🤣 #SNL
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The Rock is so cool because his Mom is the coolest ever! 😂👏🏽 #FallonTonight
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5 years
Leave it to #BigBangTheory to already get us crying a week before the finale! 😭🤧
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@jimmyfallon The Matrix - A movie about choosing your medication wisely #DescribeAMovieBadly
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5 years
I have decided to summarize everything that the #BigBangTheory means to me in a single tweet: Bazinga! That’s not even possible. Thank you @bigbangtheory for all of the laughter that you have brought my house over the years. Thank you for creating characters that we love.
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@chrissyteigen But what if it was Yoda?
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#OnlyMurders is so fun! Martin Short is a national treasure - and he knows it! 🤣👏🏽 #FallonTonight
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@jimmyfallon When our kids were infants, my wife would say: “I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.” #MomQuotes
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Whoa! @TheEllenShow on #BigBangTheory is a wish come true!
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@jimmyfallon Good Will Toilet Paper Hunting #QuarantineAMovie
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Whoa. Ruby's evil smile is pretty evil. @DoveCameron 😳 #AgentsofSHIELD
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Those 9am martinis can #GoOnGit ! 😂👏🏽 #FallonTonight #JamesBond
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4 years
We are less than an hour away from the SNL season 45 finale! #SNLAtHome
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Iggy Frome treats everyone the same: like they are the only patient in the world that matters. 😢 #NewAmsterdam
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@jimmyfallon Learn to write 2022 before 2023 #MyResolutionInSixWords
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That feeling when you realize it is time for The Voice!!! #VoiceResults @NBCTheVoice
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Wow. @Lil_Henstridge is simply incredible. #AgentsofSHIELD
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Stick to football! Wait. Never mind. 😂👏🏽🎤 #Riverdale #Archie @kj_apa @CW_Riverdale
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@chrissyteigen But when I tried it, you apparently have to be on the team? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣
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I am feeling all of the emotions with this season finale! 😳😁😬😱😭😢 #Supergirl
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We all wished we had a little British friend like Simmons. 🤣👏🏽 #AgentsofSHIELD
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I am so glad Kevin banged on the door of Unlce Nicky’s trailer. 💛 #ThisIsUs #ThisIsUsFinalChapter
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@FallonTonight Yelling at my TV. Not sports. #TheDebateInSixWords
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Seeing Sheldon excited about babies is so exciting!!! #BigBangTheory
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What. Just. Happened. 😱😱😱 #AgentsofSHIELD
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Sara James can sing!!!! That is mind-blowing at 14 or any age!!!! #AGT
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@jimmyfallon The Social Distancing Network #QuarantineAMovie
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“Shouldn’t Matter But It Does” is such a beautiful song! #JohnMayer #FallonTonight
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Wow. @NICKIMINAJ is insanely good at freestyling!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #FallonLIVE
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@chrissyteigen Could it be John Legend???
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Can we just let @mrBobbyBones choose all of the songs for everyone forever, please? 🙏🏽💯 #AmericanIdol
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The #VoiceFinale begins now!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥🔥🔥
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I am so excited to find out why Sheldon and Tam have bad blood and am hoping they can reconcile! Thursdays are the best! 8/7c can’t get here soon enough! 👏🏽 #BigBangTheory
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