Someone on the 7:55 ferry to Bainbridge is drinking a beer. Can’t decide if this is a life goal or cautionary tale.

RT @SeattleKraken: 🎶I want to fly away 🎶. RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoff….

Asked if I was a master in the locker room of the pool today. Got me wondering how she could mistake a Buick skylark for a Corvette.

RT @OKWildlifeDept: WOMEN👏DO👏NOT👏WANT👏FLOWERS👏THEY👏WANT👏FISHING LICENSES👏JUST👏TRUST👏ME👏ON👏THIS👏BRUH👏.

Got outside for first time all year.

RT @dsantat: This wins the internet today 😂😂😂.

Missing @miss_splendid tonight as I wonder how she would feel about Pantones Viva Magenta.

RT @maaarime: El Consulado Mexicano en Qatar preparándose para solucionar las pendejadas de los mexicanos en el mundial .

When you’re going to a business meeting dinner at a fancy restaurant where dress code is there is no such thing as “overdressed”

RT @weirdlilguys: give em the ol razzle dazzle

RT @OKWildlifeDept: Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No wo….

Gave blood and saw dinosaurs all in one convenient location. Thanks @burkemuseum and @BloodworksNW

RT @ned_potter: OBIT 🧵. Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted ‘objective….

RT @LordofWentworth: Ouch Muffin is my favourite (@ellegb)

RT @KenJennings: Stupid sexy Flanders.

Took my little dude for amazing dumplings.

Went for a long hike in the rain with these goofballs. @lilsanford

"Hey mom, this is a very tactical wineglass for when you want to drink a whole bunch of wine at once" Thanks for the tip @lilsanford

After a month of being gone with no sightings we finally found out cat and brought her home. Thank you to kind neighbors who spotted her and called us, we thought she was gone for good.