Rusty B 🎭
@RustyBComedian
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Stand-Up Comedian - Touring Asia, May 2026.
England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2020
Apparently, in 1984 they didn’t know this man was gay. How, just how? 😂
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The scary thing is that this is absolutely what he might say….
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🚨👀 Bryan Mbeumo on Man United next gem JJ Gabriel: “He’s good, really good. He’s often with us in training and you can feel and see that he’s got something SPECIAL”. “Everything is easy for him. He has a lot of composure in front of goal, he has a good shot, and he’s
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Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney are doing the Commentary on the Wrexham v Swansea game. Can you imagine The Glazer’s doing this? They would be getting pelters from the crowd all night long. Not to mention they have the personality of decaf coffee. 🎶 How we’ll kill I don’t
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206 teams enter qualification across the confederations, across 2 years of matches. In the end 48 countries reach the finals at the FIFA World Cup. That’s the scale of global competition run by FIFA - so stop your nonsense.
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A game of “DON’T LET IT DROP” broke out in the middle of a children’s birthday party… and everyone was playing in sandals. Only in Brazil. 🕺🇧🇷
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“Fergie Time” was psychological warfare. Sir Alex Ferguson used to roll up his sleeve and tap his watch near the end of games, later admitting he wasn’t even checking the time. It was theatre, planted to get into the opposition’s heads and remind them his Manchester United side
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Why have I only just seen this video of Fin Taylor, absolutely runing Bonnie Blue, complete with a glorious callback to the mining pits closing? 🤣
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He's done it once again! 👏 Sweden's Armand Duplantis breaks his own pole vault world record for the 15th time with a jump of 6.31 metres 📏🙌
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When you order Robin Van Persie’s header for The Netherlands Vs Spain, from Temu. https://t.co/AOZbuLrKPZ
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Watching the Lille vs Villa game and the commentator has, on more than one occasion, said the words: “Sancho couldn’t get there.” As a United fan, the phrasing feels wrong. It’s not that he couldn’t get there, it’s that he doesn’t get there. Trust me, he absolutely could… if he
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Bro complimented his wife and nailed the joke at the same time
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I’ll do it for free. £5 tickets on the door and burn him in an incinerator bin, in the back garden.
Ian Huntley to get 'minimalist funeral with taxpayers contributing up to £3k' Read the full story🔗⬇️ https://t.co/Q5WZRtuc4L
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Mixed worms and insects at Bangkok Glass FC for 50 baht (£1.10) 🤯🪳
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Went to Cheltenham to find a Land Rover owner but found Man United fans instead. We are massive. 👹
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Watching Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere and it’s hard not to see these “men” for what they are - vultures. Vile grifters preying on young men, selling them an unattainable fantasy of wealth, dominance and endless women. They toss misogyny out with one hand while claiming
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Crazy crosswind takeoff KLM 737 at Newcastle Airport [📹 JonathanWinton123] https://t.co/0MDzd4HgYe
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Ed Matthews: No, this is Louis FOORUX mate, not a pedo. Louis Theroux: Thank you. Absolute gold 😭🤣
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