The crowd in Vancouver for the Raptors game is chanting “we want Grady” I’m pretty sure they’re actually saying “we want (insert his last name here)

Old time “playa” from the 70’s just walked past me. He smelled like Ultra Sheen and Vaseline #hairandfaceshined #brightlikeadiamond

I’ll go first - Twilight Zone

Ting-a-ling a ling!!!

I tried a STUSH patty today for the first time (and the last) I'd rather eat your belly button lint. I'd rather eat A Warden station RAT patty I'd rather eat worms I'd rather eat Jaime Oliver's "punchy jerkrice" #turrible #thatsmytoronto

Jimmy Butler is destined to win the next Rupaul’s drag race #bookit

Steeve Ho You Fat is my new favourite basketball player. Can you guess why? It's because he's from French Guiana #heneedsatendaycontract #nbabasketball #NBAnews #thenamesaysalot #damnhoyoufat #raptorsneedhim

I was on my way to a Michelin star restaurant but then I saw that bully beef was on sale at @nofrillsCA #changeofplans #bullybeefandrice #hautecuisine #thatsmytoronto

I don’t know about you but I’m patiently awaiting the new TSwift song where she sings about how TKelce did her wrong #ismellahitsong

Anybody interested in moving to Coquitlam with me? #Ilivetomakeyouuncomfortable

Dear @NFL and @FOXSports FYI. Nobody has tuned in to the @Chiefs vs @ChicagoBears game to see it turn into the TSwift show #pleasemakeitstop

Krispy Kreme sells bags of sugar in donut form #provemewrong

CALLIPYGIAN!!!

I’m fairly certain that before this NFL game both teams ate hot buttered popcorn #toomanyfumbles

If you know this you old AF https://t.co/INzywm0TpE

I’m 100% positive that right now at this moment in time that Henrik Rödl is cheering, smiling and laughing #FIBA2023 #Germanbasketball

Excuses in 3…2…1 #FIBA2023

Yo, I don’t have to do this I have a Mercedes at home yo #thingsyouheartakingtransit #thatsmytoronto

Radio host said Shai and Dillion are 1A and 1B. I disagree wholeheartedly. I’d like to refer to Coach Prime Shai gets the L for leader! Dillon gets the D for Dawg!! #FIBAWC2023 #Brooksgotthatdawginhim

It seemed like the Filipino ref in the Canadian FIBA game was mad at Canada for awhile. I’m assuming his Tita left him to come to here. #OhTalaga