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Your #1 source for antagonistic satire. The ghost of Conrad Dobler. Living rent free in @lukeevangelist_ mustache. (His mustache deserves it's own X account)

Living #rentfree in tsips head
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CFB teams that will have off the field investigation issues, starters sit for odd reasons or mysterious injuries include. Ohio St.San Jose St.UTEP.Sam Houston.Florida.Oklahoma* .Kentucky.Miss St.Vanderbilt.Georgia.Arkansas.Texas A&M.
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FACTS: tu-Austin pays a "bounty" to bloggers (reporters) who dig up negative content or allegations against future opponents.
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"He [Quinn Ewers] is going to be the most dynamic quarterback we've seen in a generation." . SEC Inside: Looking For Answers 8 PM ET.
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"He [Arch Manning] is going to be the most dynamic quarterback we've seen in a generation.". SEC Inside: Looking For Answers 8 PM ET
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The most corrupt organization in all of college athletics is @Learfield . #mob #payscam #buyplayers.
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He's coming. 2030.
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Sure would be nice for the most irrelevant and biased poll waited until after 3 games into the season to release their nonsense . like they used to do.
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This has been confirmed by #bumpscience @luke.
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God is Good!.
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Texas students are heading back to class -- and a new round of state laws will be in effect. Here's the full list:
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RT @bennyjohnson: Jasmine Crockett built her entire political brand on being a “Ghetto Girl from the Hood”. But is that true? No. It’s a bi….
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RT @Ultra_USMAga_FL: ✅Perfectly Stated so Jasmine Crockett can understand it
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RT @NFL: Jahdae Walker’s touchdown celly goes hard 🔥. Watch on @NFLNetwork.Stream on @NFLPlus
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RT @Drewtamu: 🚨 It’s here!! 🚨 . The full Texas A&M @Rhoback line just dropped, and it’s elite! . Use code DREWTAMU for 20% off your first o….
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2 fumbles . #bruHAHAHAHA.
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The most ass debut in NFL history. 0-5 and a fumble . #bruHAHAHA.#comedyGOLD.
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Quinn Ewers makes his NFL DEBUT Today!🤘. 🐬 Miami @ Bears 🐻.⌚ Noon CT.📺 NFL Network
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0-4 and a fumble. #clownshow.
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RT @txstreetfights2: Wild! Fights break out 6th Street Austin TX 8-9-2025. #fight #knockedout #fights #texas #wild
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What will #quinnypoo do first?.
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Sam Houston . #comedyGOLD.
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@billyliucci @HookEmLacixoxo Billy, I respect the hell outta you, but there’s zero defending scheduling FCS opponents. It just doesn’t have to be done.
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RT @fkerley99: First man in college history to ever touch 43 seconds in the 400m.
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