Marco Rubio’s Resume
@RubiosResume
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this Cuban can do it all
White House
Joined September 2011
I’ve always considered her to be Number Two.
Trump: Our great first lady, who turns out to be a fantastic movie star -- do you believe this?She had the number one movie and now she is number one on streaming
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“And I’ve named Marco, Liddel Marco, remember that? Liddel Marco? Well, now he’s the Strait of Hormuz. The Strait of Hormuz. It’s fun to say, isn’t it? Horrrrmoooooozzzzzz.”
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👀Speaker Mike Johnson at NRCC dinner introducing Trump says they’ve “called a bit of an audible tonight” Because Trump “has a few things going and we're going to get him out of here a little sooner than we thought.”
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FOX NEWS POLL: President Trump’s approval rating dipped to 41% in March, and 59% of registered voters now disapprove of him — the highest disapproval of either of his terms. Republican approval fell to a second-term low of 84%, down from 92% last March. Among Democrats, 95%
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The constant whiplash between “Democrats have caused chaos!” to “ICE saved the day” and then back again, is enough to make you watch Laura Ingraham.
Ingraham: I can't wait for Saturday. Because as bad as air travel is now, prepare for it to get worse. TSA call-out rates are 40%. 500 workers have already quit….
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Jessica: I love that you read a newspaper. Watters: I read more than you. Financial Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, New York Post. Jessica: And you still say this crap on TV after you've read all that?
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“And I’ve named Marco, Liddel Marco, remember that? Liddel Marco? Well, now he’s the Strait of Hormuz. The Strait of Hormuz. It’s fun to say, isn’t it? Horrrrmoooooozzzzzz.”
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Jaw-dropping DOJ admissions to court DOJ admits repeatedly made "material mistaken" representations to judge. ICE never had authority (under 2025 Guidance) to conduct arrests at immigration courthouses! DOJ admits court "relied on...prior misrepresentations" DOJ blames ICE
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Erick Erickson just learning his party is full of common men and pedophiles.
Two weeks ago, I mentioned the problems with CPAC. The head of CPAC, Matt Schlapp, has been accused multiple times of inappropriate sexual behavior towards other men. Undeterred from running the Conservative Political Action Conference, Schlapp has invited Steve Bannon on stage.
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First, she’s lying. Gas prices are not that cheap. Second, it’s regional pricing. Everything is cheaper where the median income is less. What a complete fool.
Gas prices today: Tennessee $2.99 California $5.59 Same President. Different governors.
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Damning new documents from Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation, obtained by @RepRaskin and Judiciary Democrats, reveal: - Trump stole classified documents to advance his "business interests" - Trump showed a classified map to unnamed passengers on a
NEWWWW >> Trump appeared to have financial motive in taking classified records, a Jack Smith memo reviewed by @MSNOWNews shows. By early 2023, FBI found several records Trump took related to his business interests. Me and @JaxAlemany
https://t.co/eNUrmBAgIm
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NEW: Trump had business motive for keeping classified documents, Jack Smith finds The special counsel’s team found Donald Trump held onto documents so secret only six people could legally review them — and believed his reason for doing so was personal financial gain.
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The special counsel’s office found that Donald Trump held on to documents so secret that only six people could legally review them — and the team believed his reason for doing so was financial gain.
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to be Pricilla Presley now.
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Mockler: One day we've won, the next day there's negotiations, the next day we've won again. But there's the actual on the ground reality that we are mobilizing thousands of troops to the Middle East. We are asking for $200 billion for this war. And I don't know what are we
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to be Pricilla Presley now.
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Lolz wut
PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.
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Marco Rubio finding out he’s the mayor of McDonaldland.
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Trump announces new dress code after visiting Graceland.
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