Hello team… My little website is live if you’d like to have a little look. https://t.co/xDZT1lvoU0

Oi oi

This is my kind of war.

Love where you live 💙✨

When you leave the nibbles up to your boyfriend.

You could cut Dave’s enthusiasm with a knife.

#FREESTUFF

I’ll tell you she’s my niece without telling you she’s my niece.

See your dad’s got a new job.

Nothing good happens after midnight. GO HOME.

Hurricane Erin remnants ruined our “let’s sail to Ireland” romanticism. Where there’s a will there’s a way etc. especially where Dave & Guinness are involved.

Leaving twitter for a while means your gifs leave too. WOE.

Hello team. How’re we doing?

If you were thinking about buying a (in Dave’s words) louts boat (beefy inboard, good for a rosé lunch, pootle around the bay) which didn’t have a name… what would you consider naming it?

Until tomorrow, sunshine.

After work walk to the old lifeboat station. ☀️

Early bird ⛵️

Little bit of fun at the mark 🥴

Weekend ✔️

What. A. Day.