Royal A. Shepherd (HEEEEM)
@RoyalAShepherd
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Married to @eunicej913 & father of 2. Future DPOY. Grade A troll. One of the team captains over at @BasementSportsN.
Tallahassee, FL
Joined September 2012
If I don’t have to tweet my thoughts, then you already know them. It means you see it too.
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On pace for 92 points tonight. #WhatChanged?
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Does that say all-defense caliber?
@DougStayBallin @PatRileyBurner @TrapPoIice @subw0ofer2 JDub not even a top 3 defender on his team. Also, the way Tyler been playing defense this year has been All-Defense caliber (granted it's been 2 games).
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Every year more and more of you hoes appear on my Twitter telling me how much you hate me and my cohorts at @BasementSportsN commentary on this team. And every year I tell you hoes to go fuck yourself. Do with that information what you will.
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I write poems from time to time. I've written nearly 600 since January 2023. Somehow, I read one of them last night during @BasementSportsN's postgame show. It was completely unplanned. I regret nothing. @RoyalAShepherd, @AlexSheltman, and @AnthonyD_heat were my witnesses.
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MPJ is averaging 24/7.4/3 on 48.3% shooting. Has he taken a leap or is he a looter in a riot?
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If I would have tweeted these exact words, yall would have called my mother a monkey.
The Heat have had some regression to the mean from three. And the pace has slowed some. And there will be some clunky stretches as Spoelstra sorts through rotations. But it's better to be 13-6 than not as he does it.
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