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Wife couldn’t do it but I managed to change the time on the cooker 👍. #YFB

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A little message to the bellend who blocked me in earlier…. #YFB

The Wife loves my Valentines poetry…. Roses Are Red .Violets are Silly .Moisten your Flaps.Cos here comes my Willy. #YFB.

There’s the Wife’s gift sorted…. Thanks @GreggsOfficial . #YFB

FOR SALE:. 2 iconic children’s puppets. Any offer considered, as I just want them off my hands. #YFB

Well my microwave defo seems to like being turned on his side…. #YFB

Fucking @Boro …dip shits!. I’m selling up and moving. #YFB

Good luck to @Boro for tonight’s big game!. Predict the result, like & repost and a winner will be picked at random for 2 x EFL Cup Final Tickets. Winners must follow and will be contacted by DM. Good luck…UTB!. #YFB.

Anyone that works for @Ryanair is a CUNT!. #YFB.

Ideal for bumpy flights with dodgy flaps and a broken black box…. #YFB

What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common?. It all went to shit when Fergie left. #YFB.

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Merseyside Police have advised people to avoid Liverpool City Centre. Nothings happened…. It’s just a shithole. #YFB.

Nephew showed me this, it’s no scam. Handy for my followers struggling at minute to get a Free drink and £5 voucher for drinks and food. Like and repost to those who need it. Join MiXR using my code (RFHPK39D) and link your bank card and get a £5.00 cash voucher!.

Told the Bus Driver, “what a way to make a living”. He didn’t get it. #YFB

RT @RoyChubbsBrown: If you are offended by the word, "cunt". then you are probably a cunt! #YFB.

Just been reading the news there the government has passed an act to make the gaps in ladders bigger…. just another example of climb it change. #YFB.