Rosario Dawgson
@RosarioTesd
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Four Color Demon Doggie. A (somewhat) furry #TESD Ant. Dad says I am spoiled. I am just named after @rosariodawson I am not a movie star.... yet.
Joined August 2021
So my internet crush Teddy Flanagan is in a contest. I implore you all to make this handsome stud muffin the winner! VOTE FOR TEDDY!!!!!!!! #TESD #Vote4Teddy
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Dad is a lunatic.
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🛑 #Giveaway time! In anticipation of @GitEmSteveDave trial we have a big one! Like comment #TESD and repost to enter. Spread the word I want every #Ant entered. @sundayjeff @TellEmSteveDave @4ColorPatchem @tmilo1982 @DonovanTESD @SModfan @tesdgroupie spread the word please
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I know you all think Dad (@DonovanTESD) is a swell guy and Eveything but I must tell you all about his cruelty. That maniac ate a piece of string cheese and only gave me 24.5% of it instead of the legally required 25% dog cheese tax. This cruelty must not continue.
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Don't let him fool you. He farts on me in his sleep. One night he ate onion rings and drank IPA.... he nearly killed me.
Well thank you. I couldn't have done it without all the residents of TESDTown. I was actually expecting much weirder questions and comments. But it's good to know I am thought of positively. Ask or say anything you like with the link below. https://t.co/EqxnLGRbPV
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OK ANTHILL. I need your help. Apparently Dad (@DonovanTESD) has lost his mind. He is cleaning house wearing a Viking Helmet and listening to Japanese Techno Chicken Yodeling. I wish this was a joke but he really is. Call the guys in white coats please https://t.co/eMjKYcjvmW
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So Dad thinks he's Funny.
The TESD Town photoshop God @bsjett has made the gorgeous piece of crossover art featuring the rather rotund @RosarioTesd. This is perfect because of the flooding in our yard I have seen her catch and eat a frog recently. I dropped my phone I was laughing so hard.
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Ya'll should have seen Dad trying to do this work out. He looked like a Borg with an ant farm dumped down his pants. He definitely does not look as cool doing the @getsupernatural work out as he thinks he does Oh... I mean Bark Bark
#FatBoyWinter Day 18. Just Because there is a harder workout that features Iron Maiden doesn't mean I should have tried it. This one whipped my ass bad. Watch goals crushed at work again.
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I bet you all are thinking "Isn't that adorable, Rosie is napping with Dad". What you all don't know is just after Mom took this Picture, he farted on my head. How do I report Dad for violation of the Geneva Convention regarding biological weapons? Oh.. I mean WOOF WOOF
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I got my Twitter account working again, and yes Dad is my bitch.... Oh I mean Woof
So I took her out, I fed her, then @RosarioTesd barked at me incessantly till I scratched her butt. This dog is not at all spoiled.
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I REGRET NOTHING!
We bought a 36 pack of Hawaiian Sweet rolls at Sam's club yesterday. I don't know how @RosarioTesd got the package down from the high shelf but she had another late night snack party. She ate at least 20 of the 36 rolls. Over a LB of bread. She doesn't even feel guilty for it.
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Thank You everyone that shared my story and donated. You all helped save my life!
ATTENTION ANTHILL! 1 Year ago today, a neglected starving, chemical burned dog wandered into our lives. Without your help this dog would have been dead by now. Now she is healthy, happy & well fed. You all made this possible Thank You all for @RosarioTesd. LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
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Dad asked me to retweet this. I am not allowed to read any of Dads comics because he says I would just chew them up. You really should click the original @Loathstupid tweet below & comment #TESD for your chance to win it. I gotta admit it does look tasty.
It’s time for another #Giveaway it’s been awhile, but I’m back! Comment #TESD on this post only. Drawing Sunday at high noon. @DonovanTESD @tesdgroupie @SModfan @sundayjeff @TellEmSteveDave retweet please so everyone has a chance! Good luck 🍀 everyone
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The whole time dad was watching this @GitEmSteveDave show, I kept saying @sundayjeff needs to give Cooper & Socks their own special... then I read the credits. Walt you just made my Doggy Dreams come true!!!
Today on #TESD Patreon. A day in the life of a 148. Git Em Steve-Dave Office Coach. @GitEmSteveDave takes us on a tour of a day in his life. Guest starring Cooper & Socks. If you aren't on #TESD Patreon you are very very silly.
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OK ANTHILL. Dad has lost his damn mind.
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ATTENTION ANTHILL. I regret to inform you that Dad @DonovanTESD has had aliens take over his brain. He put these two blue things in his ears, then had been pushing this weird thing around the yard in circles. The whole time he has been yelling and growling. IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION
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Dad buys comics from this guy all the time, you should too. Every comic comes packed in a box you can give to your dog to chew up, or your cat to sit in. A free box for your pet with every professionally graded comic purchae! Your pet wants you to buy a @Loathstupid CGC comic.
Alrighty folks! I’m doing another CGC comic dump. I have to make some room. Prices are shipped and insured in the USA. If I’m too high make an offer. Who knows…
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True HORROR!
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Dad got home from work late. He gave me the bone from his Pork Chop but wouldn't give me a bite of his thing called a Fudge Round. So apparently the "dogs can't have chocolate" rule applies to Fudge. I would like to see the law books on this. Chocolate and Fudge are not the same.
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