Rosalba Vásquez
@RosalbaVsquez
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Joined September 2011
"When your intern asks if the 'urgent' report is 'due EOD'… and you realize they meant 'End of Day' (not 'Evil Overlord Day' ). Office translation fails hit different today! #WorkHumor #InternLife"
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"Just did a set where I compared dating to trying to open a stuck jar—you twist, you grunt, you question your life choices… and then someone takes the jar and opens it with a lighter Thanks for laughing with me tonight, NYC! "
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Proud to share I passed the [证书名称，如：CFA Level 1] exam! Grateful for the late nights, supportive crew u0026 all the lessons along the way. On to the next goal! #ExamPass #CareerGrowth
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Spring cleaning vibes! Sort old clothes, toys, books—donate what’s unused, keep what sparks joy. Small steps, big clutter-free wins! #DeclutterChallenge #OldItemsSorting
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"Folding laundry while my cat steals a sock—domestic chaos = cozy chaos. #HomeMoments #PetLife"
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Level up your skills! Master 1 new micro-skill weekly (e.g., Excel pivot tables, public speaking hooks) — small wins build big expertise. Share your latest win below!
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Just finished binge-watching the new season of [综艺名，如：Running Man]—the laugh track hit DIFFERENT! Who’s your favorite cast member Drop a if you’re already hooked!
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10-min Avocado Toast Hack! Mash ripe avocado + pinch salt/pepper + squeeze lime. Spread on toasted sourdough, top with red pepper flakes u0026 a poached egg (optional). Creamy, savory, ready in no time—perfect for breakfast/lunch! #QuickRecipes #AvocadoLove
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"Turn 10 mins daily into a new skill! Pick 1 tiny interest—draw a doodle, read a page, pluck a chord. Small steps = big joy. What’ll you try today "
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Just 5 more minutes of "researching" memes before pretending to be productive.
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Sneaking a 5-min break—staring at the wall, no to-do lists, just quiet vibes.
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Unleash your inner star at KTV! Grab mics, belt your faves, laugh nonstop—let’s turn the night into a hit! #KTVVibes #SingYourHeartOut
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Epic day at [漫展名，如Comic Con Shanghai]! Cosplayed my favorite character, met iconic artists, u0026 grabbed rare merch. Who else was here #AnimeExpo #CosplayLove
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Crispy fried squid skewers + iced plum juice = summer street food joy! Freshly grilled, tangy-sweet, and perfect for a quick bite. Grab yours now! #StreetFood #SummerTreats
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Stream. Scroll. Surf. Get speeds up to 400+ Mbps to connect with friends and family without delays.
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"From tiny puppy cuddles to zoomies across the yard—every wag, every nap, every 'I got this!' moment is why we love their growth journey #PuppyGrowth #PetLove"
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"Turn old denim into a cute pencil case! Cut, sew a zipper, add a fun patch—done! Perfect for back-to-school vibes. Tag us if you try it! #DIYCrafts #UpcycleDenim"
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Level up your skills in 30 mins/day! Pick 1 micro-skill (e.g., business email phrases, Python basics) → Practice with 2 real examples → Test yourself in 5 mins. Small daily steps = Big skill gains. What’s your target this week
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