Friendly reminder. If I see any insults directed at me or any of my followers, you will be blocked. I have no issue if your views differ from mine, but I have one simple rule. You get personal, you get blocked. Simple as that. #bullying

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Oh. Crap. Ola. Significant rumours Josh Hazlewood’s hamstring tear maybe medium to high grade and his summer could be over. Aussies being very secretive. Thankfully Cummins is due back soon and Boland and Doggett have stepped up so it’s not an outright disaster. #Ashes

Listening to a replay of Travis Head’s innings and I’d put that down as one of the best Ashes knocks of all time. He just made a mockery of what had happened in the first three innings of the match. Absolutely bloody brilliant. #ausveng #Ashes

What the fuck just happened? #ausveng #Ashes

Travis Head is a bloody legend. #ausveng #Ashes

Dear third umpire, your 4 minute review of Smith’s dismissal and your extended review of Starc’s caught and bowled make two infringements for the day for taking too long and that’s a 25 minute detention. Another one today will be a 60 minute detention. #ausveng #Ashes

All out! Target set at 205. Perhaps a few more than we would have liked but it was looking pretty dire at lunch so not a bad result. Yeah I’ll take it and run. #ausveng #Ashes

Brilliant fightback by the Aussies. It looked as if this match was slipping away after a poor opening session, but we’ve now taken 5 wickets for 23 runs. Starc has 10 for the match and Boland is having a much better second innings and has 3. #ausveng #Ashes

I can’t see a path back into this match for the Aussies. Our only hope is to squeeze out another 25 runs and then roll England for less than 100 and that’s simply not going to happen. So, like last summer, we’re going to have to chase the series. #ausveng #Ashes

Good news and bad news. Bad news: Hazlewood is set to be held back until at least Adelaide. He hasn’t made any meaningful progress since last Wednesday. Good news: Cummins is increasingly likely to return for Brisbane. #ausveng #Ashes

That’s 7 for Starc and he’s on a hat-trick. Unfortunately, he’ll have to wait, because that was the last wicket of the innings. England all out for 172 in just 32.5 overs. #ausveng #Ashes

Another one for Doggett. Aussies should look to finish them off for around 180-200. #ausveng #Ashes

Mitchell Starc is a bloody legend. #ausveng #Ashes

Doggett with his first test wicket and it’s the big one of Brook, who was looking very dangerous. Aussies going for runs but also taking wickets. #ausveng #Ashes

Nice start for the Aussies. A tad leaky but picked up 4 wickets and on this pitch that’s a win. Starc with 3 and Green with the last one. Yeah I’ll take it. #ausveng #Ashes

Got him! Piss off! #ausveng #Ashes

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Given the way Cummins has been training this week, I now feel even more strongly that the Aussies went way too early in pulling him out of the Perth test. It’s a decision they may come to regret. Sometimes being too cautious can cost you dearly. #Ashes

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Jesus. The fielding in this whole tournament has been as bad as you’re ever likely to see. All teams are making clangers. #WBBL11