Adult male browsing tik tok on this flight with no headphones. That's it... Let's call it a day...

Whoever played knockdown ginger on me today. I hate you and respect you in equal measure.

Well that was bad

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@Hermesparcels come on now this is a joke

The off-licence has three sections for wine; Australia, California and Red.

I could not hate Ryanair more

At a shitty airport boozer.. geezer in front of me of me is asking if they have any local ales 😂

If we could somehow channel the energy that @TheAA_UK put into trying to get me to renew my membership, anything would be possible.

3 - Pep Guardiola has now lost three league games against Chelsea as a manager; more often than against any other opponent. Blue. #CHEMCI

Geezer at the breakfast buffet this morning eating a full breakfast bowl of Nutella with his rucksack still on. His missus sitting opposite him had not a single qualm.

Fuck off @LewishamCouncil your parking fines and enforcement is a joke. Nothing more than money grabbing.

I just want to get on a bus or train where someone isnt eating fried chicken. It's 25 degrees ffs

Fruit cider is an awful life choice guys. I think your dentist would agree too.

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2 Eggs are now STANDARD in all @leonrestaurants breakfast pots, The world Cup starts tomorrow. Is this a dream....👼🙏🙌

It's 2018. I can get same day delivery on 1000 of items, we have self driving cars, robots, shops are open 24 hours a day pretty much. We have been to the moon. Why the fuck is the @RoyalMail delivery office 8am-1pm.

It's quite funny how the persuit of profit has undoubtedly ruined the planet.

And they call me a criminal.

"They said it was military grade but turns out it was just some home grown ami...calm" - Yulia Skripal, 2018