Hey, guys. Damon Salvatore here. I take every issue people have with me /very/ seriously. So, if you have one, please... Do me a favour? Just hit that blue button and take a hike.

❓ have you ever cried because of love ? 💬 Getting awful personal... #tellonym

Didn't know they consecrated their buttholes too...

What do you want the other days of the week? Cuddles?

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❓ Have you ever been in love? 💬 ...Next question. #tellonym

//TVD plot hole number... Hell if I know at this point. Why didn't Damon just turn Bonnie into a vampire? Her death would have woken Elena up, and then she could have taken a sample of the cure right after.

❓ you think any of your friends want to date you? 💬 It's possible. Can't just flat out say no. #tellonym

❓ What eye color do you think is the prettiest? 😊 💬 Green. Or a rich brown. #tellonym

❓ Love or money? 💬 Why limit to just one? #tellonym

❓ Are you missing somebody right now? 💬 Are you they? #tellonym

❓ do u think it’s weird if I want friends like urs? 💬 Do you want to wear my skin as well? #tellonym

❓ do you answer DMs 💬 Try and find out. #tellonym

❓ how r u? 💬 Just dandy. #tellonym

❓ can i call u or do you prefer texting? 💬 I don't care which... #tellonym

❓ where r u right now 💬 At the bar. #tellonym

Get to it.

❓ 6 💬 No. #tellonym

❓ are you a polite person ? 💬 Depends on the day. #tellonym

❓ are you more open or shy? 💬 Open, of course. #tellonym

❓ so, how often u shaving that beard? 💬 Most days. #tellonym