RT: @ButchMcLarty VIDEO: Rodney Dangerfield on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1970: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9lzez1WoX8&feature=fvw

RT: @Adrianarocksxo "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." -Rodney Dangerfield

RT: zombiehamster @elvisofdallas I'll pretend I'm Rodney Dangerfield

RT: @guyswithiphones Posted a new Guys with iPhones: http://gwip.me/069015 // COME TO PAPA

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.