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Astros enthusiast. Here for sports talk, banter, and dumb takes. Won’t hurt my feelings, I held the flashlight for my dad. UH alumni

The Woodlands, TX
Joined October 2021
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
10 months
My 2025 season predictions. Astros in the WS again, America becomes angry. Gerrit Cole gets TJ surgery. Rangers still suck. A’s overperform making the playoffs. KC makes ALCS. Boston wins their division. Dodgers get bounced in the ALDS. Mets in the WS.
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@foreverstros
jackson
6 days
Mariners fans, I almost feel sorry. Thankfully, I do not.
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
6 days
He put it in the stands lmao
@AaronLevine_
Aaron Levine
9 days
Well, if you're going to hit ANYONE with a fastball... #Mariners
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@jluhnow
Jeff Luhnow
7 days
@astros @MLB @MLBPuertoRico I mean I traded for the guy not once but twice and both times it worked!!
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@NamethatYank
Mr. Name That Yank
9 days
What’s more impressive? 6 IP with 10K’s, 3 HRs, or, avoiding jail time and pinning it on your translator.
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
21 days
This guys is about to have a rough series
@ColeIsKing_
ColeIsKing
22 days
Yo Blue Jays fans, I know you haven’t experienced the playoffs a lot, but you have to win three games to advance, not one.
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@Yordaddy2025mvp
Yordaddy 🔫
22 days
Mariners fans victory lapped winning the division against the most injured team of all time just to lose in the divisional
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
26 days
Instead he silenced his fans. lol
@GinaMuscato
Gina Muscato
26 days
It’s time to silence the doubters.
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
1 month
They’re back to caring!
@brianmctaggart
Brian McTaggart
1 month
Zach Cole scores a huge run on a delayed steal of home.
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
1 month
I knew it was over once I saw Walker pinch hitting in the clutch. I even told my parents whom are watching with me. This is a 3 pitch out.
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@cchooks
Corpus Christi Hooks
1 month
The Hooks are hyped for Zach Cole! Cole hit his first HOME RUN at his first at-bat for the Astros!
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@SleeperAstros
SleeperAstros
2 months
I don’t want to be that guy but this looked somewhat intentional
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
2 months
Diaz you’ve pissed me off. You should’ve just struck out. Or even bunted. Or flown out. Anything but hitting a ball to third to get both lead runners
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
2 months
So even the bookie believes he was betting with Ippei. Even a blind man could see this. It’s funny how all of this works right? People believe whatever they want but what does your gut tell you?
@FrankiesTwoLoud
𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄
2 months
Ohtani was gambling and should be kicked out of MLB
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
2 months
Correct, they’re now real ball players, they’re more like ESPN actors.
@FrankiesTwoLoud
𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄
2 months
so the Yankees don’t work on fundamentals in the minors, but they do media training bootcamps?
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@Jared_Carrabis
Jared Carrabis
3 months
They gotta build a statue of Jose Altuve outside Yankee Stadium. I don’t think it’s negotiable at this point.
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
3 months
Yea real shocker the Yankees choke to the Astros. I would’ve never guessed it since it rarely happens.
@TalkinJake
Talkin’ Jake
3 months
Really surprised by Devin Williams blowing the game
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
3 months
There’s no Clutch gene in NY. Never will be.
@FrankiesTwoLoud
𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄
3 months
New York broke him
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
3 months
Might be time to accept Pinstripes ain’t shit and ain’t been shit for a while
@FrankiesTwoLoud
𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄
3 months
pinstripes too heavy for some
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@RodCouchGM
RodStros
3 months
Correa is such a great player man, I can’t believe there was people out there that tweeted against it.
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@AriA1exander
Ari Alexander
3 months
Louis Vuitton fuming
@AriA1exander
Ari Alexander
3 months
Jose Altuve with a 2-run homer for the lead
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