Trina in the morning just to remind myself that this ass too phat.

I love my friends❤️!!

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself and posting online, it’s really impossible to go back to it

I’ve been ignoring calls all day because the stitches in my mouth told me to stfu… I literally woke up this morning with my lips stuck together because of the blood, I just wanna be able to eat again😭😭!!

Back in my bubble I go.

I’m tapped out on the dating tip. I’ll really smoke one of you niggas

Jamaicans pronounce tf out of words like comfortable and accountability.

My coworker paid for my lunch today because I cleaned my class for his parent teacher conference yesterday and it was spotless in that bitch, mind you I was off the clock… you other niggas are trash😂!!!

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

It’s ok to miss that man , don’t text him though

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

no shade, but when Cardi said ‘thank god for making me the baddest bitch alive’ i was really confused because im alive too???? so like????

My job just told us we can come in 2hrs later tomorrow… God is so good😭.

I hate all men except for my brothers.

It’s my mother hearing Bodega Baddie for the first time and immediately said “oh the gym is gonna be bumping when I go to Zumba class next week” 😂😂.

I need like 3weekends up New York just so I can hear Bodega Baddie in the function in real time… the Dominican in me is screaming!!

Who knew shopping for a kimono would be this hard and this expensive🤧…I’m so antsy I could bite a wooden chair, like where is my sponsor…

I became 3 different versions of myself this year just off the strength of growth.

I hit the gas so much you’d think I wasn’t paying for my own shit😭🤧.

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am