Guy who recently started keeping kosher:.

As a former member of an Evangelical Xian youth group, I gotta admit these ‘Hashem Loves You’ stickers give me the ICK.

EY > NY.

Sorry guys I made kosher ‘bacon’, who’s taking away my Jew card? 🙈

Based on the SCREAMING up and down my street, I guess England are doing well???.

Neighbour wanted to come over today ‘anytime before the football’s on’ and I said ‘what time is that?’ and now they’re not speaking to me 😂.

RT @zoewhittall: Book Twitter, I’ve finally achieved a lifelong goal.

What does the Shulchan Aruch say about the order of putting on and removing boxing gloves? 🧐.

RT @Fixler: @Anzovina I thought it was the mezuzahs that were gatekeeping the dybbuks.

It’s not every day your eldest child becomes Bar Mitzvah, but it *is* THIS DAY. Mazel Tov, Mendel! 🤩.

Shabbat Shalom, my lovelies 💓

RT @gilestelscanvas: Sitting on my bed waiting for the strength to start the day

My Mum is visiting from the U.S. and I asked her to bring some pictures from my childhood (I left everything behind when I moved out). She made me an entire scrapbook?!? 😭

RT @OgLakyn: If we all replace just a portion of what we buy new with something secondhand, we can all help to decrease the demand for over….

11 yo, smelling a scented candle called ‘New York’:. ‘This doesn’t smell like New York!!! New York smells like gasoline… and CRIMES!’.

Shavuos = Convert Visibility Day ✨.

RT @IsabellaRosner: Popped in to see the @RoyalNeedlework BA show today and was blown away. The students’ work was stunning and so creative….

On Shavuos I recognise my greatest contribution to the future of the Jewish people- passing the genes of my dairy-eating ancestors to my children.

MY LITTLE BROTHER IS ENGAGED!!!! 🥳 🎉 🍾.

Absolute Mayhem