'My black lab ran off last night... look who I find him with.'😂🐐

The new Black Mirror looks amazing 🤯 #Bandersnatch

#AccidentalPartridge

When your gaffer thinks he's the new Pep Guardiola...

Old time German tongue dancing

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. RT @GustavoVela71: Robot

A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my precious little dog who was drowning, after he climbed out he handed me the dog and said “here is ze dog keep him warm and dry him off he vill be fine” I said “are you a vet?” He replied “vet?.. I’m fucking soaking”

@GlennHowerton @KaitlinOlson

💰💰💰💰🤛🏼🤖

Walking back into Uni for another term of depression and starvation like

Enjoy that brief moment where your brain tells you this is a photo of a crowd at a large concert.

A litter of piglets rescued from a barn fire have been served up as sausages to the firefighters who saved them https://t.co/5sLVqiL9UZ

The best vegan actor is Joaquinoa Phoenix.

Had this weird dream Theresa May humiliated herself in snap election and clung to power with homophobe fundamentalist terrorist sympathisers

Porn site @RedTube becomes shirt sponsor for Massachusetts football team @WashingtonSqFC 👀 #ThingsYouWontSeeInMLS #football

U.K. You've got the guy. Register by May 22nd. Vote for Jeremy Corbyn...show us how it's done!#grime4corbyn