Made out with 2 girls in under 2 minutes at a bar tn. Can’t lie has to be my record. Thanks for everyone who believed in me.

Why am I sitting in this 3 hour class rubbing and sniffing my balls. I need a cold beer!!!

Just had to bear crawl in 14 inches of snow 50 yards and back 10 times. My hands have frostbite. WHY AN I SO UGLY!!!

I’m sitting in my room right now everything canceled because of the snow. I was wondering wtf do NARPs do for fun? Like they have so much free time.

Man ohhh man just got into a bar fight. Short little midgets just tryna fight me. They wasn’t build for this shit. They didn’t want the smoke they soccer punched my friend but once’s he saw me him and his boys dab me up tf is this world we live in!!!

Update at a new bar a girl wants me to come back to her dorm do I go?

Change of plans just got to the bar!!! Me and my mans dancing the night still young!! I need to talk to some women tonight I need some!!

It’s 10 degrees and feels like -4 outside. So do we go out and freeze our ass off or stay in and invite little side piece over?

Best freestyler I’ve ever met!!!!

Currently at a bar. How do I get Fine shyyt to come up to me? Any thoughts, options, and feelings?

Man Oh Man just finish my first winter workout. That shit not for the weak at all. Straight brutal!!!!!! A intense lift followed by 100 yards back and forth 25 times then 45 Ib plate Russian twist. You heard me doing Russian twist with a 45 Ib frickin plate 50 times straight.

Currently on a ferry right now and hearing people in their late 50s rizz each other up. Have to say very similar to the younger generation. Which is kind of a surprise. Thought they would be talking about retirement.

Great day swimming at the beach with the fellas!!! New year new me!!! 2026 NOT READY FOR ME!!!!