Well... maybe next year. It was a fantastic year though 😭

gay culture is having every straight person in your life trying to set you up with the only other gay person they know

So do they have to split the $100,000 ???

Ugh. My waist is a size Small but my thighs are Medium. They’re just a little extra

My dog got into my family’s edibles... and no one is worried except me.

What’s the point of Day Light Savings if I wake up in the middle of the night and can’t fall back asleep for an hour??

Leg day is NOT my friend

So many friends use my Netflix account that I didn’t even know daredevil iron fist and Jessica Jones came out with new seasons!!

What makes someone masculine anyway? #masc4masc being discrete about the fact that you like penis??

Couldn’t fall asleep right away when I hopped into bed. I needed another 2 hours on my phone to make me tired.

winter is coming but not sure when. until then, I’m gonna enjoy this weather and Yeah Buddy to the fooligan who jumped into the river in the middle of October! #pdx @ Portland, Oregon

Just gonna put this back out there. 🗣IT IS MY DREAM TO PLAY URSULA IN THE LIL MERMAID Here’s my audition tape... @Disney

I want a farm with veggies, fruits, flowers, chickens, pigs, rabbits, alpacas, ducks, and bees... but I want it in the middle of a big city.

Less than a month to get beach fit. Ugh

Less than a month til I’m on a beach in Hawaii!!!

Hello! It’s been a while... oops 🙊

Horizontal stripes are not flattering

I feel another shift in my life coming. PDX isn’t as easy as I thought it would be. To make friends. To get a job. And therefore to enjoy. The nature is wonderful but I’m already thinking about the next step.

Purging Instagram followers like... 2500-800. Woot woot