Rob Zastryzny
@RobZastryzny_8
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I used to bullseye Womp Rats in my T-16 back home.
Joined May 2011
Fun fact: Jorge Soler once hit a ball so far off me in Omaha that he apologized the next day.
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The Brewers photoshop OVER the brewers uniform is legendary. Thank you again.
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Most handsome 9-hole hitter in MLB history if I remember correctly.
Does anyone know the date and significance of this extremely random starting lineup?. 1. La Stella, 3B.2. Almora, CF.3. Russell, SS.4. Contreras, LF.5. Baez, 1B.6. Szczur, RF.7. Federowicz, C.8. Kawasaki, 2B.9. Zastryzny, P.
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At this point I’m gonna need to put you on retainer.
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RT @marcussarate: Ep. 28 is out now, featuring @RobZastryzny_8!. This was a FUN interview. Rob has a ton of great stories. Here is him talk….
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I’ve officially reached the “Former teammate on a hall of fame ballot” part of my career.
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Also if anyone knows somebody handy in photoshop that could edit a @Cubs uniform on a picture of me I’d appreciate it!.
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Hey Chicago, what do you say…🐻.
The #Cubs today claimed LHP Rob Zastryzny off waivers from the Milwaukee Brewers. In a corresponding move, RHP Jimmy Herget was designated for assignment. The 40-man roster currently stands at 40.
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Did Moody just throw a Zyn out before that kickoff? Savage.
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11th place again. 😫.
Time for the southpaws!. Here's the Top 10 LHP Prospects list, headlined by six prospects with ETAs of 2024:
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I watched a Pittsburgh Penguins game with CJ Stroud. He’s making that story cooler and cooler every week.
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The last 2 halloweens I’ve left a bowl of candy on a chair with a “take 2 please” note attached. Both years the bowl and the chair have been stolen. I’m going for the 3peat tonight. Wish me luck.
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Schwarber vs Sewald. 2 outs, tying run at the plate. We need it.
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