Robert Knight
@RobKnight88
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Dance Captain on @MammaMiaMusical - Associate Choreographer on @GhostMusicalAU - Actor & Serial Meme Lover... Represented by @PalingJenkins
London/Birmingham
Joined May 2011
Nothing says “you look like sh*t this morning” quite like this:
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Any kind of “don’t spill the liquid” challenge has never tried to cross the front room of @2BrewersClapham with a full pint…
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LADS. This is IMPORTANT 🚨
Here’s a video I made breaking down this important case of a young man in his early 20’s who presented to the ER with cough for 1 month #FOAMed
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New pollen waiting for me to wake up so it can make my life Hell:
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In my 34 years, I have never heard a squirrel’s voice… I don’t know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t this:
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I hope people that don’t suffer from Hayfever know how lucky they are…
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If Saw did toilets, they’d probably be the worst toilets in the world…
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Has anyone ever woken up and thought, “yeah - Bottomless Brunch was a really good idea yesterday”… I highly doubt it!!
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🎵 How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine with some piss 🎵
Prior to mating, male giraffes headbutt the females in the bladder until they pee, then taste it to see if she's ovulating
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Who took the loss worse: Angela Bassett at The Oscars or Alex on #onlyconnect tonight…
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Sometimes I’m like, “yeah. I do want kids”… then I get on a flight that has kids on it 🫠
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Instagram really needs to tell us if they add a feature that tells the person when you screenshot their story… 👀
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Show you’re over 30 without saying you’re over 30: Just asked for “cashback” and they replied “what’s that”…
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