Rob Fox III
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Writer/Podcaster | Child Dad | Born: STL | #MIZ | Original ‘toons pinned | Podcast: Softcore History (linked)
Austin, TX
Joined October 2011
Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.
Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch. Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)
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My 3-year-old had his first day of Pre-K today and, hopefully, that was in no way related to him asking me to tell him a story about "a goat with no friends" at bedtime tonight.
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Thank you sir.
@RobFoxThree An epic story is told. And, the voice acting by Jack and J-Fire during the "intimate" scene nearly made me spray water out of my nose. Comedy genius.
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RT @RobFoxThree: NEW Softcore History ep is LIVE. This is a must listen. I wrote/edited/directed a full-cast audiobook short story for Sof….
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RT @kev_lewis: @RobFoxThree I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time. You let me and a buddy listen to the sexy scene when I was there. B….
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RT @bluegrasshole69: @RobFoxThree @RobFoxThree this is a fucking masterpiece! I’m not even halfway through and I have cry-laughed more than….
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NEW Softcore History ep is LIVE. This is a must listen. I wrote/edited/directed a full-cast audiobook short story for Softcore History. As proud of this as anything I've ever written/performed in. It is hilarious (all the actors absolutely crushed). This is the best 45 minutes
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My 3-year-old just said to me, “You’re just a grownup who talks.”. While I’m positive he doesn’t really comprehend what I do for a living (podcasting), it was nonetheless a both cutting and accurate summation of my existence and its value.
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RT @RobFoxThree: It is July in Texas. The environment is unfit for human life. I stand in my front yard as my two small children scamper ba….
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Spectrum's internet service is so bad that I would actually feel less shame telling people I was Jeffrey Epstein's pilot than I would telling them I worked for Spectrum.
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I say this as someone who once live bet QUARTER unders in Polish professional women’s basketball games one morning because I was already up on the week and bored. (I did well that day. But it was a low moment nonetheless.).
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What? You think healthy people bet on WTA Masters 1000 events?.
Elina Svitolina showed the abusive & horrific messages she received from bettors after her loss to Naomi Osaka in Montreal. Her response to them:. “To all the bettors: I'm a mom before I'm an athlete. The way you talk to women - to mothers - is SHAMEFUL. If your moms saw your
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The new King of the Hill eps are great. IDK what else to say really. Perfect follow-up.
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That. that was always the question. From literally the first film.
Xenomorphs are scary, but Noah Hawley's addition to the "Alien" universe wonders if we're the bigger problem
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The Summer I Turned Pretty doing God’s work trying to convince Gen Z that drinking with your friends is actually sweet.
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Today, my 3-year-old drew a picture of a man with five eyes and wolf legs, who he says visits his room every night. And the developers thought I was *such a dick* for asking about the "Indian bone situation" on the lot before we built. So steamed.
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NEW Softcore History ep is LIVE with former TSM writer and current Beauty Editor Cristina Montemayor. We’re talking the history of boy makeup. Links below
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Yeahhhh the butthole is basically the Building 7 of childbirth.
“He needs to wait, I had a baby.”. The baby came out one hole, sis. God gave you three… . He planned ahead, don’t insult the Architect.
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