Peter Maximoff — ☄️
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Named #1 most likely to win a hotdog eating contest in every universe probably ⊗ #xmenrp #marvelrp #mvrp
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Joined September 2018
https://t.co/dLLD9NaFcF I made the mistake last night of hunting down fics based around Peter's life growing up and all the little things about him you wouldn't usually think about... MAN I'm so attached to this little idiot, I love him so much.
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Well now I /definitely/ don't wanna be a chinchilla, that sounds gross. I do way better with, like... Cake. And burgers. Chinchilla me would probably explode if I took one bite of those. Sad life to live.
I never said looking like a sad chinchilla was a bad thing. Also I'm pretty sure chinchillas eat like, straw or something.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⋆⛧｡————- ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⋮ ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ┆ ————-ᝰ.⛧ˎˊ˗ ⠀⠀⠀⠀
The 𝐝𝐚̲𝐫̲𝐤̲𝐧̲𝐞̲𝐬̲𝐬̲ that 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 is released upon this 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𓈒
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I don't... I don't think I want this. I'm not even sure I wanna know what Grinch jury duty is. He'd probably make me sit and listen to him complain about everyone he met that day and then pick who gets rocks in their pillow, or whatever he does.
Congrats.
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Do you like... Have a specific one in mind or are you taking volunteers
feeling #overwhelmed , where is my emotional support white boy
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https://t.co/dLLD9Nbd2d May or may not be in the process of making a pinned/layout... Teehee.
https://t.co/dLLD9Nbd2d Day 3 of being plagued with visions of using AHS' Mr. March as a FC for Gomez Addams... I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to resist the call...
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The the the THE GRINCH
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ﹀ ㅤㅤ 𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐍 ㅤ ᳡ㅤㅤ 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐘. ㅤㅤ ── 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 ㅤㅤ﹠﹠ 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 ㅤㅤ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ❚ ㅤㅤ𝐒EMI-𝐂ANON 𝐂HARACTER ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ┅━┅━┅━┅━┅━┅━
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⠀⠀⠀*̲ i am not a person .͟.͟.͟ ﹕ i just resemble one anatomically.
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𝐽𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑦𝑛 𝑆𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑟. . . 𐙚 ᴇʟᴅᴇsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sɪɴᴄʟᴀɪʀ sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ϙᴜɪᴄᴋ-ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴏᴋᴇᴅ. ᴄʟᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʙʀᴀɪɴʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ. 21+ RP by https://t.co/xeUCKq29Xo
starry——eyed, daughter of chaos.
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( Definitely /not/ pouting. ) ... Can I at least be, like. A cool sad chinchilla. Like... I've got cool vibes. You'd still hang out with me. Feed me whatever chinchillas eat.
I'm just stating facts here.
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Peter's face scrunched up in disgust, almost comically so. He didn't want to think about his dad and dad-replacement like that. "Yeah... I guess. It kinda sucks, I feel like things would be, like— /super/ cool if they got along. For the world, I guess. But also definitely me."
“ Mmmmm. Gay tension . . . “ A joke of course, a jokingly inquisitive look on his face, fingers resting against his chin. Pete would turn back, waving a bit in jest. “ Nah nah, just . . friends who grew apart and are frustrated with each other but clearly respect one another. “
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But— You agree with him?? What the hell, man.
You're the one who looks like a sad chinchilla broski.
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And it was probably for the best that he didn't know that, too... He'd somehow find a way to be self-conscious and unbearable about it all at the same time, mutual as it was. "Oh, you're gonna get me in so much trouble. I can't wait."
"Consider it done." Not only because he'd given her her own pie, but because he genuinely was becoming one of her favorites. Silently. Between the mustard-eating. "I'll throw in some coffee again, too."
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. = ℍ𝔼ℝ𝕆𝔼𝕊 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕋 =
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If it makes you feel any better I've been told that I'm like if you took a movie character from the 80s and dropped him into a room full of people that hate movies from the 80s. Not really sure what that means outside of this though.
I did not realize people still uttered the word "gnarly."
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