3 weeks ago
Chicks: you should check out Matt Rife omg he’s so funny and hawt!
Dudes: no thanks.
Today:
Chicks: whatever you do, do not watch the Matt Rife Netflix special, it’s offensive!
Dudes: alright, I guess I’ll give him a shot.
Jerry: You let your wife do porn with another guy?
George: Overall I’m glad we did it and I’m happy to report her vagina has returned to its original pre-BBC size.
Jerry: It returned to its original pre-BBC size?
George: It returned to its original pre-BBC size, Jerry!
Little known fact about Steve Jobs for everyone on a Wednesday in honor of my $AAPL plummeting. His cousin Blow Jobs invented oral sex in 1969 if you can believe that.
Top 10 Milfs of All Time:
#1
Lisa Ann
#2
Kristy Lynn
#3
your mom
#4
Kendra Lust
#5
Ava Addams
#6
Phoenix Marie
#7
Stacy’s Mom
#8
Brooke Lee Adams
#9
Stifler’s Mom
#10
Julia Ann
I don’t usually do this, but the burner fam got me thinking. This is
#UFD
for research purposes.
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Beer League Stat Line: 2/18/24
8-2 W
2 🚨
2 🍏
Chirp of the Night: sent a clapper over the net and buddy says, “Nice 3 wood.” I chirp back, “The only 3 wood out here is in your jock, no wonder your wife left you.” The man’s divorce was finalized 2 months ago. That one stung.