Since prom season is coming up, here’s some suggestions to make your poster the COOLEST one in town 😎. 1. Be the 🌹ROSEY🌹 to my 🐇RIGGY🐒 and let’s turn the page at 🕺PROM🪩. 2. Go to prom with me or I’m going to blow up your house. 3. I have your family in my basement. I’ll.

RT @ToonTurf: I’m just curious what yall think the best title for the video is. my reasoning for adding riggy into the title is just for th….

I have like 10k less followers than danno but my tweets always do better than his because I’m literally just that cool. AND I’ve been tweeting one handed for the past few months.

hey americans happy 4th of July. Someone blow up a firework in danno’s room and get him in trouble since I can’t this year :(.

I’m still in hell but I just the funniest idea. what if danno got like really sick on his birthday? like where he had to go get hospitalized for some reason? that would be so funny oh my gosh.

Screw Father’s Day 🔥.

when I get out of hell I want 2 riggy focused DCD shorts every week. No matter what. Going to add it into my next contract with danno.

I never cheated off another kid’s test in school because I just KNEW that I was smarter than everyone else in the room. Idiots. Still cheated in plenty of other ways though don’t worry.

Just realized that (once I get out of hell) I’m gonna have to move with danno >:( at least I have portals and can go to my own house any day, but still I’m not looking forward to working with him in some icky apartment. Although luckily it’ll be in LA so getting away with crime.

this is what we like to see.

We got the feminism episode before a riggy episode. Are you serious. (I love women but COME ON??).

I’ll spend a lot of time with her when I get back from hell to make up for it again ok??.

I cheated on Rosey again back in September :(. Listen it’s not my fault she’s ALWAYS BUSY. Of course I’m going to watch the new episode of whatever show we’re watching without her, IM IMPATIENT. But in my opinion, show cheating doesn’t matter until we’re married. Then I HAVE to.

where’s all of the comments tagging me >:(.

when someone orders this, why don’t you save em’ the trouble and just give them a bucket of boiling hot molten lava to drink instead. Either way you die instantly.

My foot fell asleep. I’m literally in hell. How can my foot fall asleep in hell.

close to breaking out of hell. See yall soon. Will explain asap.

luck vs. skill.

happy april fools day morons. you’re not actually figuring out what the toilet is until like the end of season 1. get real.

IMPORTANT LORE REVEAL: the toilet is actually…a nuclear bomb!. Was waiting for so long to reveal this! felt like today was the right day. Happy theorizing!.

U guys busy in like 22 minutes or nah?.