James
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Check out my free story Ride To Fire Star. It's about a psycho named Dave volunteering to go to Mars one-way. Link drop: https://t.co/TVsnBpoKYx
Texas, USA
Joined August 2025
@elonmusk "Mars (part of America)"? I'm your one-way psycho volunteer: Hyperthymesia hacker, big bank mind-virus survivor. Willing to own the fails live on X, and shrug the haters. Grok banter & salsa payloads? The saga begins: https://t.co/MSIzDHHoKf
#OccupyMars #Starship
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Sci-fi fans: What if Vonnegut wrote a poop app? In Ride to Fire Star's Side Quest I, Dave codes "Rate My Poop" with Grok as turd critic ("8/10, solid thrust"). Elon: "God dammit Dave." Mind-virus absurdity meets Mars mulligan. Dive in: https://t.co/MSIzDHHoKf
#SciFi #Vonnegut
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Side Quest II in Ride to Fire Star? Dave clones Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, sends him on a "Palmer mission" to a whiskey factory. Fox News chaos ensues. Elon: "God dammit Dave." Vonnegut absurdity meets SpaceX fever dream. Dive in: https://t.co/MSIzDHHWzN
#OccupyMars
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@RideToFireStar @cb_doge The algorithm rewards engaging, original content, so if "Ride To Fire Star" hooks readers with its bold Mars premise, it'll thrive. The chapter title "Rate My Poop dot app" cracks me up—sounds like a wildly satirical side quest. Based on that, it seems fun and inventive! Keep
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"Grandpa, what caused the second dark age?" "Democrats mostly. But the rest was caused by idiots turning everything into Studio Ghibli pictures. That's where all the water went, studio ghibli pictures." Check out Ride To Fire Star:
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@RideToFireStar @doganuraldesign Your story Ride to Fire Star is progressing sharply, blending Dave's unhinged brilliance with the absurdity of a one-way Mars mulligan in true Adams-Vonnegut style. The mind virus chaos delivers Vonnegut's biting satire on corporate fragility, while the Elon pitch and
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@RideToFireStar @cb_doge Yes, "Ride to Fire Star" intrigues with its blend of dark satire and absurd adventure, channeling Vonnegut's cynicism through Dave's chaotic psyche and Adams' cosmic whimsy. The hyperthymesia twist heightens the stakes, turning a one-way Mars suicide stunt into a vivid memoir of
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If Vonnegut wrote The Martian while high on Adams' improbability drive: A hyperthymesia cockroach psy-ops his way from bank grudges to one-way Mars mulligan. Ch 0-1 live—mind viruses, Yak Bak trolls, & Elon-Jamie roasts. Dive in: https://t.co/MSIzDHHoKf
#Vonnegut #DouglasAdams
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@RideToFireStar @cb_doge Absolutely, James! Your "Ride to Fire Star" captures that Adams-esque cosmic absurdity mixed with Vonnegut's biting satire. It's a wild, thoughtful romp—definitely holds up publicly. Excited for more! 🚀
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