Richy Craven
@RichyCraven
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Half man, half-wit. Spirit Level. In shops April 2024 Rep'd by Ciara Finan at Curtis Brown
Dublin, Ireland
Joined October 2011
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
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RT @BeGrandAndy: Have to share this Promenade story today. Extremely lucky that the greatest twitter thread of all time is a story in Prome….
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RT @thejournal_ie: Gardaí are seeking the public’s assistance in tracing the whereabouts of Lucy O’Brien (12) who is missing from her home….
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RT @MisterABK: Hey, you like soft-launches of cosy festive podcasts, right? Well @EleanorMorton and I just started Eleanor & Alasdair Read….
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RT @RichyCraven: The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dun….
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I am pretty much exclusive to the other place now. Same username.
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RT @BeGrandAndy: The Storytellers of Season Three Pt1 . Melanie Bakewell , Leslie Cavendish, Will Collins, Richy Craven @RichyCraven ,….
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RT @BeGrandAndy: Promenade is back for it's third season. From lost friendships to haircuts with The Beatles, these are tales of connectio….
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I didn't think I was ready to be a father until I caught myself patting the dog like she was a glass bottle I was trying to get the last dollop of ketchup out of.
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RT @potikidee: @RichyCraven has already written a brilliantly hilarious book in Spirit Level but he really needs to crack on and write this….
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RT @RichyCraven: Okay, my fiancée booked "T2 Surface Parking". When we got there she started driving into the multi-story. Me: We're not h….
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Okay, my fiancée booked "T2 Surface Parking". When we got there she started driving into the multi-story. Me: We're not here. It says "surface parking".Her: Yeah, so we need to park like *gestures upwards* .Me: Do you think surface parking means parking on the roof?.Her: Yeah.
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RT @RichyCraven: I'm going to write a Rom Com about a hot shot reporter who's sent to cover the Cavan-Monaghan constituency count and falls….
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I haven't written this Rom Com book yet but I have written a comedy novel you can check out. It's about a Dublin guy who can see ghosts, but only when he's drunk. Check it out .
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Half man, half-wit.
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This is a solid addition.
@RichyCraven Yes but the school teacher needs to be the son of a local TD at risk of losing his seat…ohh the excitement….
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"After being both dumped and moved to the Cavan office in the same week, Becca felt a lot of kinship with the PR-STV electoral system as she, too, was Single, Transferrable and got the feeling that nobody understood her.".
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I'm going to write a Rom Com about a hot shot reporter who's sent to cover the Cavan-Monaghan constituency count and falls in love with the local schoolteacher as she's stuck there for the 3 weeks it takes to get the final result.
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It wasn't on the cards this year but I did come away with a free meal and a blurry selfie with Paul Howard.
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