Rex Allen Umney
@RexAllenUmney
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As good as some, better than most.
Plymouth, Michigan
Joined June 2014
Youโre a mayor. Know your role. Water, city parks, waste collection. Thatโs your department. Nobody is briefing you nor seeking your advice on international military operations.
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Trump is basically parading Maduro around Manhattan in front of Mamdani and all his little commies ๐๐๐ God tier trolling.
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๐จ BREAKING: Nicolas Maduro has just been PERP WALKED by agents through DEAโs NYC HQ You know this is absolutely HUMILIATING for him ๐คฃ Not much of a tough guy anymore, eh? ๐
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My New Years resolution was to be less of an asshole this year. I suppose I'll try again next year.
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The restaurant last night when I used my year old gift card for partial payment.
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Some drunk guy getting on the elevator screamed: "I'm getting in an elevator with Crocodile Dundee!" and everyone started dying laughing! I didn't realize he was talking about me until he placed his hands on my shoulders. I didn't see the resemblance. ๐คท๐ป๐
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Ahhโฆ New Yearโs Eve! The only day you can feel justified in crawling out of bed at 5pm! ๐
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