How diabolical that the people we spend the most time thinking about are the ones who won't get back to us.

The verb enjoin has 2 meanings, and these 2 meanings are nearly exactly opposite. Also, the verb sanction. 2 meanings that are not just divergent but their own converse. And, these two words, enjoin and sanction, are nearly synonymous at all 4 of their meanings.

I live in constant fear of developing a peanut allergy.

The value of a winter sock is directly proportional to how difficult it is to put on.

I may or may not be timing my daily runs to coincide with the 7p cheering and applause for healthcare workers.

One of the most anticipated moments of my week is every friday listening to Michael Barbaro pronounce the name of a member of his production team, Sindhu Gnanasambandan.

finally, high temps in new york. song of the week is wait for the summer by yeasayer. we'll sleep where we wanna.

song of the week is cover me, by depeche mode. yes I'll be at MSG on 9/9 and yes I still have my violator tee shirt.

the case for optimism.

Here comes the elephant carried by mice. Song of the week is mice by shahman.

Infidelity themed song of the week is tearing me up by bob moses.

Resist the end of summer with the song of the week, The Last Ones Standing, by Tep No. http://t.co/2tcdMc66tN. http://t.co/MLSivXW33V.

today, this is how you say made in china. http://t.co/zUjxjoJqs0.

The best covers are different enough from the original to give you a new, different love of the original. http://t.co/DNMSAvgBDs.

what @karyninny friends are for http://t.co/c2NIex1nmL.

Song of the week is no good by perfume genius. http://t.co/8fY1p8V8Av.

Tropical song of the week is deepest lake on the planet by dengue fever. http://t.co/ct4OuOUGYr.http://t.co/UdCDMKJB36.

buying stuff I don't need with money I don't have to impress people I don't like. song OTW is senator by dear denizen. http://t.co/LC486x2CdI.

Can't decide whether to click follow? Estimate tweet value. TwV > 1 is auspicious. http://t.co/ENNWoIGE4k.

Dataclysm friend analyzer visually groups your friends and ranks them by how *assimilated* into your life they are.