Liam Gray - Abo King of Australia
@Retrotard1983
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Still in my prime, can take 5 guys, they always bring me roses and wine. #parody
Australia
Joined October 2025
The trolls won't dare take on a man who trains himself daily with the momma kangaroos of the outback. I hit her with so many rights she was begging for a left.
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Why do we fight so much online? Do we want all that negative attention? Do we need it to fuel our lives? Talk about me!
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I am beyond ready for this.
CG Queens #6 - Yanzi, Anna TSWG & Mandy! at 9.30pm EST with @WartTheWizard and @thatstarwarsgrl! https://t.co/WuTRTCqyyW via @YouTube
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That's right, DG. Fear the power of Liam. I don't just survive the Outback. I own it.
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Giving haters and friends alike out there some Koala wisdom.
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I'd eat stale cheerios off of Frog Tony's buttcrust just for a chance to hear you fart through a walky talky.
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Tony always stares at me like R.Kelly stares at middle schoolers, I couldn't resist.
All I wanted to do was do the Mexican helicopter at Dalish, but she rejected me. They always do, while @AmbienAristotle gets to keep following latina chicks on tiktok or something. But now, I got a new soulmate. We don't need you bitches anymore. I got @Retrotard1983 for life.
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All I wanted to do was do the Mexican helicopter at Dalish, but she rejected me. They always do, while @AmbienAristotle gets to keep following latina chicks on tiktok or something. But now, I got a new soulmate. We don't need you bitches anymore. I got @Retrotard1983 for life.
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The trolls have struck again. I just wanted to be left alone, but someone broke into my house and set my gerbils free. I'm not in my prime anymore, don't judge me.
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I'm all for making fun of Sturgis, but after reading a few of your tweets that made it into my feed, I'm convinced you're the type of guy that moans every time he passes gas.
Challenge issued for @RenownedZ3r0 and you can monetize this. tomorrow night I'm blocking you until March 1st 2026. Then I will check in and I challenge you to prove you can stop talking about EVS during that same time frame that I don't talk about you.
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I love you, Mandy. I want you to get excited for me like Bill Cosby gets excited at a sleep over.
I'm so happy. This man can finally avenge his father.
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I showed you my gerbil please respond
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Who wants to know how to do proper gerbaling?
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Thank you, Tony. I realized I don't need Katy. I got you. Whenever I feel down, I can count on Frog Tony to give me a cavity search that takes me straight to heaven and forget about all my haters.
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I'd tell you to eat the frog legs raw like a true man of abo descent, but we both know you're gonna be busy trying to borrow tampons from Katydid. Soon, Dark Gift. I'm bringing the thunder and orange lightning.
For the record, if we're taking orders, I prefer my frog legs fried, not boiled. If we're asking.
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Another betrayal. I'll have to leave the internet again. Maybe.
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You think you're a funny guy, huh Mike? It's not gonna be so funny when I come to America, load up on Taco Bell, then expertly shit on everything you love.
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Soon I'll have all my needs for a perfect defense. @AmbienAristotle you won't dare show up in my backyard, troll.
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I have been reborn. Trained by my brothers. The trolls who came by my house will soon know what it means to regret. #comicsgate #koalapower
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