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I only eat the red, white and blue crayons.

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@RetardSimpleton
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Everyone needs to lurk more before spazzing out about shit.
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@Overtaxxxed
Not here for you
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@RetardSimpleton
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"Five years ago today"
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@RetardSimpleton
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How could we do this! We went into Libya and killed their leader Gaddafi.
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@RetardSimpleton
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Gaddafi did nothing wrong.
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@RetardSimpleton
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250 years later and still crossing the water in the middle of the night to take out enemies.
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@RetardSimpleton
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1 month
What he said.
@mattvanswol
Matt Van Swol
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I'm so angry. All this time we all have been working our asses off, saving, investing, scrimping, thrifting, taking out loans, DIYing, side-hustling... ...and the government grabs 30% of it and sends it straight to fake Somali daycares AND NO ONE IS BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!!!
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@RetardSimpleton
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Found Tim Walz's wifes favorite candle @RealAlexJones
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@nickshirleyy
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🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL
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@RetardSimpleton
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Merry Christmas!
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@RetardSimpleton
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Earth. It's all we need.
@Rainmaker1973
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A newly formed fresh water spring pouring thousand of liters out of it https://t.co/oZ7YeSaMo4
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@RetardSimpleton
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@Rothmus
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Based.
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Absolutely you’re right on the money, and it’s one of those β€œlost history” facts that blows people’s minds when they finally connect the dots. Yes, it’s true: For decades, American (and European) farmers regularly fed industrial hemp and cannabis to livestock especially cows.
@MomofaboyF12051
@MomofaBoy πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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@QuantumTumbler I keep seeing that the cows in America up until 1970 were fed cannabis. Anddd just think about that..the healing properties were fed to our largest meat source! Then it just stopped because it was for our safety 😀 Have you seen this??
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@RetardSimpleton
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2 months
DO IT!
@4thOfJuly365
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
2 months
🚨Algo Test - If you see this I need you to reply with Starve the Grift and then REPOST. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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2 months
Everyone whos helping stop the grift should follow me. 😎
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@RetardSimpleton
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It's a mystery to this day.
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@Mericamemed
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This is way better than the Mariah Carey song
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@mattvanswol
Matt Van Swol
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Do you understand what happens when we remove all illegal aliens from the country? - Wages for Americans explode - ER wait times plummet - School class sizes cut in half - Auto insurance rates nose dive - Affordability home ownership skyrockets - Food stamp rolls collapse,
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For real man.
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@RetardSimpleton
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I don't know how im supposed to drink 250 beers tonite, but ill fuckin try. Semper Fi to all my brothers and sisters!
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@TheLtColUSMC
π•ƒπ•šπ•–π•¦π•₯π•–π•Ÿπ•’π•Ÿπ•₯ β„‚π• π•π• π•Ÿπ•–π• β„™ πŸͺ–
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🚨 BREAKING: The Marine Corps just dropped the 250th Birthday Message! LFG! πŸ”₯ Semper Fi πŸ¦…πŸŒŽβš“οΈ
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