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I translate retards so you don’t have to! ————Follow me if you’re not retarded 🤤

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@RetardDecoder
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Well, I didn’t have Nick Shirley following me on my bingo card for today. I’m honored to get a follow from the slayer of corrupt governors (figuratively speaking for all you retards out there). I’ve been watching his YT content way before he ever made a name for himself.
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@RetardDecoder
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Holy moly retard guacamole This is too retarded for me to even translate
@maziehirono
Senator Mazie Hirono
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If the SAVE Trump Act passes, it will be easier to buy an assault rifle than it will be to register to vote. Let that sink in.
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@RetardDecoder
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The Democrat cult holds sacred: 🔴 Abortion 🔴 Child genital mutilation 🔴 Certain races over others 🔴 Islam 🔴 Transgenderism 🔴 Illegal immigration 🔴 Open borders 🔴 DEI 🔴 Women 🔴 Criminals 🔴 Voter fraud All of this is just the Democrat strategy to transform
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CNN probably considering writing this for the Old Dominion Islamic terrorist shooter: “The shooter could have been enjoying the cool, crisp weather & beautiful sunshine if it weren’t for those hateful white people interfering with his mostly peaceful target practice.”
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The Democrat cult holds sacred: 🔴 Abortion 🔴 Child genital mutilation 🔴 Certain races over others 🔴 Islam 🔴 Transgenderism 🔴 Illegal immigration 🔴 Open borders 🔴 DEI 🔴 Women 🔴 Criminals 🔴 Voter fraud All of this is just the Democrat strategy to transform
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Hakeem Jeffries “We want assurances that ICE agents can’t go near our polling stations.” Us: “Ok, support the SAVE America Act like every American patriot should & you’ve got a deal!” Temu Spartacus looking POS 🤡 🤡🤡
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Hakeem Jeffries “We want assurances that ICE agents can’t go near our polling stations.” Us: “Ok, support the SAVE America Act like every American patriot should & you’ve got a deal!” Temu Spartacus looking POS 🤡 🤡🤡
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@RetardDecoder
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If 2028 comes down to: JD Vance or Marco Rubio Who are you voting for, & why?
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I’m at a motel tonight near the South Carolina coast, but 10 miles inland. There’s nothing particularly special about this motel, but we noticed the parking lot is COMPLETELY full (in March). I mean, like every room is occupied. When we parked there were Hispanics all along
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Canada is marking the 10th anniversary of its assisted su1cide program. They’re nearing 100,000 victims. If we’re being conservative about the recent deaths of protestors— Iran has killed an estimated 30,000 of its own people in the last 10 years. Maybe Canada needs to be
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The John Thune Guide For Dummies Everything you need to know about why John Thune is an enemy of MAGA 🔴 Thune was among the first in GOP leadership to call on Trump to withdraw from the 2016 race after the Access Hollywood tape surfaced citing “concerns over his behavior 🔴
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Thoughts on the war with Iran—— 🟢 This will not be a protracted war in the traditional sense 🟢 Iran has been threatening us & killing their own ppl for decades, so this was overdue 🟢 Extremists & zealots run Iran. People who fundamentally believe in Jihad shouldn’t have
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@RetardDecoder
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Top 5 RETARDED quotes of the week, ranked 🤤 🥇 #1 John Thune 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 🔴 [Support behind the SAVE America act is] “the paid influencer ecosystem”. ————————————————— #2 CNN on terrorists 🤤🤤🤤🤤 🔴 “2 Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into NYC Saturday morning for what
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I’m so tired of the big & even medium-size accounts complaining that they’re censored. You go to their page & they have 100’s or even 1000’s of likes on most posts. I understand that ppl get frustrated & feel that their visibility should be better Because it should be But
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Top 5 RETARDED quotes of the week, ranked 🤤 🥇 #1 John Thune 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 🔴 [Support behind the SAVE America act is] “the paid influencer ecosystem”. ————————————————— #2 CNN on terrorists 🤤🤤🤤🤤 🔴 “2 Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into NYC Saturday morning for what
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I’m so tired of the big & even medium-size accounts complaining that they’re censored. You go to their page & they have 100’s or even 1000’s of likes on most posts. I understand that ppl get frustrated & feel that their visibility should be better Because it should be But
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🚨🚨🚨 This just in— The number of Iranian missile attacks are now lower than the victims on the Clinton kill list. Maybe the Iranians should have just hired the Clintons instead?
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I think we’re all wondering by now— Is the Iranian government paying Ed Krassenstein?
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Liberals: “Trump is a rap*st!” Liberal evidence: NONE Evidence that it’s a lie: 🟢 Carroll lied about the alleged dress she was wearing (the manufacturer said it wasn’t even made until the late 90’s) 🟢 Trump offered to provide his DNA. The woke NY judge rejected it. 🟢 She
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