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I'm the two's player that cheers the one's when they run out on the ground but secretly hopes one of them pulls a hammy so I might be considered next week.
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined June 2015
Teammates are planning a Sunday morning recovery session with a dip in the bay. I'll head straight there from Revolver #pingas #wontfeelcold
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That T.V show Tattoo Nightmares could do a whole segment down at our footy club #shittatts #whatwereyouthinking #horrible #tattoonightmares
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Never been more humiliated when our twos coach made us do Indian file laps last night. It's an under 10 drill at best #embarrassing #noton
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You know you're playing in the twos when your teammates rock up to the ground with a ciggie and a coffee #twosfooty #localfooty
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Every club has 1 bloke that pumps iron everyday & lives on protein shakes but still has the physique of Mr Burns from the Simpsons #giveup
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Why do clubs stock the change rooms with the cheapest & worst toilet paper on the market? #likesandpaper #soreass #bringmyown #sorbent
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Opposition clubs - It is against the Geneva Convention to charge me an $8 entry fee to enter your ground #outrageous #nothanks #jumpthefence
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I nod in enthusiasm when the coach addresses us on a cold training night but really I'm thinking how good the hot shower will be in an hour
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Nothing more scarier when playing the bottom side in the twos & your opponent is covered in tatts with no teeth #dayrelease #help #prayforme
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I've been a great servant of my club for years however our new female physio who's a 4 out of 10 is more popular than me #unappreciated
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Nothing more demoralising when u don't get picked to join the ones for their own session half way through Thursday night training #twosagain
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I will spend more time preparing for my team photo tonight than I did for my wedding night #shower #shave #wax #armsworkout #benchpress
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Club photos tomorrow night at training. Have pencilled in a two hour arms workout beforehand #frontandsquare
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There's no issue with stinking it up in the first half in the magoo's. No-ones there anyway. Best to turn it on after half time.
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I am on the verge of playing in the one's this week. Gastro has torn through the club this week #probablynot #wishfulthinking
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