Joe Biden had classified documents in his garage but I don’t even know what those are. My staff said I can’t have any. My staff never let me do or see anything. They just give me some paper and crayons to keep me busy.

Thanks for the re-election, guys. I really appreciate it. It’s truly a dream come true to be given another 2 years to fuck everything up.

RT @lanon_baccam: I served because our freedoms are worth the sacrifice. I'm running for Congress now because they're under attack. https:/….

I apologize to my constituents that believe I am not doing a good job. Truth is, I can’t do a good job because I don’t know how to. Please help me.

Please re-elect me so I will have more time make things worse for my constituents.

Rest in peace Kevin I will miss your smell.

Check out my website for more BANGERS!.

NOOOO!!! THEY CAN’T JUST DO THAT!!!

It appears that because of the actions of Joe Biden, now babies are even joining in on gang activities. Look at this baby repping the bloods!

I was just arrested for not returning a library book. Apparently the library didn’t like that I never brought their copy of Twilight back to them. Can someone please come post bail for me?

RT @geoffreyfowler: More evidence Twitter verification isn't verifying much: . It just gave a grey check for government to a fake Congressm….

Twitter has given me the gray government verification check mark by mistake. I am not the real Zach Nunn. If you’re looking for him, his account is @ZachNunn.

My Office address is 4800 Mills Civic Pkwy Ste 103, West Des Moines, IA 50265 (It’s a Quiznos. My office is set up in the men’s room).

I’m very glad that the speaker election is over. Now it’s time for me to start destroying America.

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On the news!

RT @JSwanEsquire: Rep Maxine Waters looked like she was about to drop Bob Good on his ass when he asked for some applause.

Very excited to ruin everything on a national level!

Those who voted for me (and only them) please visit my DC congressional office starting tomorrow at 1232 Longworth House Office Building. Our doors are open to serve Republican voters. 🇺🇸.

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