Reno Burr
@RenoNevadaMMA
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Humpty dumpty sat on bear turd eating her spam and eggs.
Boston, MA
Joined September 2013
// I create playlists for all my characters, filled with songs that I think fit the vibe of the character. Often I use them in RPs. Here's Reno's, which is very Guardians of the Galaxy.
music.youtube.com
Featuring classic rock, mostly from the 70s.
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The Reno Voncast featuring Reno "Burr" Nevada vs Stella Basche for @PWEmpireFed
https://t.co/B33LsHmjB4
prestigefed.boards.net
INT. RENO VONCAST STUDIO – DAY – LOOSE AND LIT A thrift-store hunting lodge: wood paneling, mismatched lamps, a neon sign reading RENO VONCAST. A TAXIDERMY FISH judges from above a threa
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WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THE RENO MONSTAH BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND DRINKS ALL YOUR BEER?!
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You ever see otters at the zoo? Little furry sociopaths. They got, like, ten clams, still runnin around tryna steal one more. Just hoardin 'em like they’re prepping for shellfish Armageddon. I’m like, “Buddy, you’re in a $40 million tank. You got healthcare. Relax.”
Me and my tiny otter-like fingers have captured another prize.
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Winning the Vortex title just means I’m legally required to wrestle whatever delusional art student crawls out of Gorilla with a vape and a dream. I didn’t win a belt. I signed up for adult daycare with entrance music. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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Reno Burr Nevada - Live at Pine Street Saloon Open Mic for @PWEmpireFed
https://t.co/rVwez6Fu6x
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Bro, I ain't an idiot. I'm broke, angry, and unmedicated. That don't make me dumb, that makes me American. Meanwhile you out here soundin’ like @grok tryin to write slam poetry in a hurricane.
#JCWPrison. A quiet place to contemplate BIG questions. How's the Sexy Southpaw supposed to cut promo on @RenoNevadaMMA? What's gonna pop? Even he knows he's an idiot! "Makes @finalbert25 look like @GabrielBaal!" You just stand there and nod. Like he does when the bell rings.
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Nothing humbles you like sittin’ on the toilet and accidentally opening your front camera. Lookin’ like Gollum caught mid-tax fraud, dude.
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People keep sayin “money can’t buy happiness.” Yeah? Lemme test that theory with a 4-day weekend, a jet ski, and a bottle of Woodford Reserve, see how sad I feel.
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Sure, I coulda gone wiv TheNEVEmpire, strutted about like some posh-tart bellend wiv a thousand wrestlin bookings jammin up me Google Cal. But then I’d ‘ave to prat about learnin some fake Brit accent instead o’ this one, which is obviously me real, 100% certified voice, innit?
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Wot the actual fuck? I quoted me own bloody tweet, didn’t I? Alright, look. Maybe neckin that toilet floating bag o’ moldy mushrooms weren’t me finest culinary decision. But they smelled like adventure.
WOT?! Shove me in a locker? You listen ‘ere, ya budget bin tribute act. Might as well call yerself Helena China Shop, cos you’re about as original as a knockoff Abercrombie n’ Tits catalogue! Poundland pop-off with all the charm of a broken vibrator.
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WOT?! Shove me in a locker? You listen ‘ere, ya budget bin tribute act. Might as well call yerself Helena China Shop, cos you’re about as original as a knockoff Abercrombie n’ Tits catalogue! Poundland pop-off with all the charm of a broken vibrator.
OI! Who went full nutter on the vendin machine an nicked all the bloody snacks? All I wanted was one measly Twinkie. Just one! Ain’t tryna top meself, I just got the sugar itch somethin fierce. This is bollocks. An who took me hot water bottle? I’m colder than a Tory’s heart!
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OI! Who went full nutter on the vendin machine an nicked all the bloody snacks? All I wanted was one measly Twinkie. Just one! Ain’t tryna top meself, I just got the sugar itch somethin fierce. This is bollocks. An who took me hot water bottle? I’m colder than a Tory’s heart!
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//#JCWPrison #Round6RP Vs. @RenoNevadaMMA The SEBEmpire Presents… Standing Up https://t.co/jnbEuwtaP1
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“Another day, another fight,” said Sebastian Everett-Bryce, looking at himself in the mirror of his cell, trying to blink the sight back into them. Still red and bloodshot from the smoke, Seb still...
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ROAR SHACK A screenplay by Reno Nevada for #JCWPrison vs @TheSEBEmpire Betchu fuckers thought I was gonna be late. That's cuz you bitches are livin on normie time. I been up FIVE DAYS IN A ROW. I don't sleep in prison. That shit is just an invitation! https://t.co/VWWQNzhTxC
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I can't use the handicap stall? I'm fucking disabled! You ever been Irish on a Wednesday at 2 pm in the dead of fucking summer, sweat stains all in your clothes, heat turnin ya into a LOBSTAH, you know you got a warrant out but its cool, and then next thing you k
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I hate to break it to you fucks, but makin fun of my name is as lame as makin fun of @Cases4Baskets being British. But hey, that's all you got. So I guess keep rolling with it. Wouldn't want any of you to actually get creative and shiv me with sharpened block of ramen.
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I've Always Liked to Play with Fire RP for @TheBogeymanJC's #JCWPrison tournament VS @TrentSteelOWF It was fun, man, love your character! Goodluck! https://t.co/dXwKQgacJ5
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Warning signs are written on the wall, yeah In my head, I can't wrap around it all And the red that's been dripping down on the edge For far too long, it's what we're bleeding for Can’t do fight...
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Welcome to da Rock. Written and Directed by Dis Dood. Starring Dis Guy and Not @Cases4Baskets vs some guy named @OhThatJC for #JCWPrison
https://t.co/YsWwc4xTJK
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