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Seaside mansions. Automatic elevators... Flying wolfs?! Y'all sure are a creative bunch! How do you LEGO Fortnite?

Ive attained folding fitted sheet level of adultness.

Why were the two melons that were in love, upset? Because they cantaloupe. (Elope)

I love when youtube comments hit the mark.

What magical being loves denim? A Jeanie!

Why does the last subway car get crazy when it has to stop at every stop? Because it’s Local in the Caboosa. (Loco en la cabasa)

Are you even in a band if you don’t have a picture of you and your mates standing around in some random place completely indifferent to everything?

What does a piece of shit use to journal? A diaryah (diarrhea)

I feel like its not talked about a lot how both Ringo Starr and George Carlin played the Mr. Conductor role in Shining Time Station. Just seems kinda random to me, but also kinda awesome.

If you’re ever feeling stressed. Just remember to breathe.

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" - Hanlon’s razor

“Gratitude is what makes optimism sustainable.”

The universe is unfolding the way it’s supposed to.

Sometimes all you need is a walk around your neighborhood and to take in the vibe. Feels good today man.

For such a fun word to say, Melancholy shouldn’t mean what it means. Kinda wish it was a fruit.

There are some old spider webs up in the corner of my ceiling. Been there for a while now. No spider. Why haven’t I dusted them away yet? Maybe I’ll keep them till Halloween.

Im still thinking about earlier today when a person complimented my shirt as I walked by but i was in a daze and didn’t realize what he said until it was too late. For some reason I thought they said hi so I just gave a weird semi hello grunt and nodded.

I’ve gotten into the habit of whistling Final Fantasy’s Victory Fanfare any time the subway arrives.