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@RemarkableJamie

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@RemarkableJamie
Jamíe From Twítter 
9 years
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying 😸
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@RemarkableJamie
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Today's reminder...
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I like how the 140 character limit forces people to get straight to the point #WhyICantLeaveTwitter
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@RemarkableJamie
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Because I'm stuck in here 😸 #WhyICantLeaveTwitter
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@RemarkableJamie
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@Fact Some of the smartest people to ever walk this planet never even went to school
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@RemarkableJamie
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Who else had an iPhone when YouTube was like this?
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It's supposed to be difficult. If it was easy, everybody could do it
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@RemarkableJamie
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4 years
Search your name in the gif section and reply with the first gif you find 🤣
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If you want to ruin a song forever, use it for your alarm
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@RemarkableJamie
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Do this to your keyboard and tweet the word it gives
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This can’t be right 😅
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@RemarkableJamie
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Lost my brother yesterday 💔😞
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@RemarkableJamie
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The saddest people try their hardest to make people happy they know what it's like to feel worthless and they don't want anyone to feel that
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@RemarkableJamie
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When you go to the toilet and forget your phone
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Everybody wants to save the world, but nobody wants to help mum wash the dishes
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@RemarkableJamie
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Any man can be a dad, but it takes a real man to be a father. #HappyFathersDay to all the great dads out there 🍻😺👍🏼
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@RemarkableJamie
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First couple of minutes before you get out of bed in the morning
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@RemarkableJamie
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My youngest son’s 10th birthday today, can’t believe how fast they grow 💙🎊🎈🎁🥳🎂 #HappyBirthday #ProudDad
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@RemarkableJamie
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I think it's funny how exercise and extra fries sound so alike.
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@RemarkableJamie
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Have another interview for another job today, wish me luck guys 🤞🏼😬
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@RemarkableJamie
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I found a fossil http://t.co/0HimfFMe80
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@RemarkableJamie
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I love people who are open-minded, people who just vibe with whatever you talk about. You can talk about anything and everything
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@RemarkableJamie
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The sad truth is so many people are in love and not together, and so many people are together, but not in love
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@RemarkableJamie
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My mum just sent me this 🌌😻
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@RemarkableJamie
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👽 Alien: *Abducts me* 👋🏼😺 Me: "OMG huge fan, thanks!"
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@RemarkableJamie
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Good relationships don't just happen, they take time, patience and two people working through the hard times to be together
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@RemarkableJamie
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Keeping one girl interested for years and loving her every day is a lot more to brag about than pulling girls every weekend
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@RemarkableJamie
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Selfie! 📸😺🐶 #CatsWithThumbs
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@RemarkableJamie
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Got my eye test done today, I have glasses now 🤓😸
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@RemarkableJamie
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Nothing lasts forever 😏 http://t.co/EXLpBcJlHs
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@RemarkableJamie
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We all have one friend who has a phone like this
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@RemarkableJamie
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Dolphins are such beautiful creatures 🐬
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@RemarkableJamie
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This is me today.. 😸 http://t.co/2jGnuDWTxF
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@RemarkableJamie
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Kessock bridge, Inverness 7/10/15 🌉🌌😻 #Inverness #Scotland http://t.co/bIUaJNzpyh
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@RemarkableJamie
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The quietest people have the loudest minds 🎨💭
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@RemarkableJamie
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I don't know how I got in this mess, just get help please 😸
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@RemarkableJamie
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I was drunk, so my friend gave me a lift home http://t.co/ofX2MjQYBH
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@RemarkableJamie
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'Life finds a way: person dressed as T-Rex chases a Jurassic Park SUV' - The Verge via @Gong
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@RemarkableJamie
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The bridge between dreams and reality is work
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@RemarkableJamie
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It just seemed like a good idea http://t.co/e9uVXMYyvm
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@RemarkableJamie
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I like this 👏 http://t.co/5lnmWS43dj
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@RemarkableJamie
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Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events and small minds discuss people
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@RemarkableJamie
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Messaging when you're drunk
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@RemarkableJamie
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Retweet if you can read it
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@RemarkableJamie
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The saddest people try their best to make people happy, they know what it's like to feel worthless and they don't want anyone to feel that
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@RemarkableJamie
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Seals are just like dog mermaids. Think about it
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The truth about cats 😸
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I wish people could just say how they feel...
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@RemarkableJamie
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It's my birthday today 🎉🎁🎂😊
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We don't want wireless headphones, we want wireless chargers
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@RemarkableJamie
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G'night n stuff 👋🏼😸💤
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@RemarkableJamie
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You don't realise how bad you've been treated in the past until someone comes along and treats you the way you deserve to be treated
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@RemarkableJamie
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Souls recognise each other by vibes, not by appearances
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If she tells you you’re an idiot, you’re a lucky man 😅👍🏼
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@RemarkableJamie
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Too funny 😸
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@RemarkableJamie
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When you're final attempt at cheering someone up fails
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Do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and you're too lazy to focus them back so you just sit there and stare at nothing for a moment?
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The saddest people try their best to make everyone happy. They know what it's like to feel worthless and they don't want anyone to feel that
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The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to see me, talk to me and wants to make me a part of their day
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@RemarkableJamie
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When I message you, it means that I miss you. When I don't message you, it means I'm waiting for you to miss me
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@RemarkableJamie
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Not everyone will appreciate what you do for them. You have to figure out who's worth your kindness and who's just taking advantage
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@RemarkableJamie
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Fall in love with someone that wants you...
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Cheers! 🍻😉👍🏼
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@danielmarven Drthjjbfdsadhhjj all of my pyjamas is leather! 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
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Never miss out on a good person...
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Happy New Year everyone, best of wishes for the year ahead 🎉🔊🎶🙌🏼😺🍾🥂🍻
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@RemarkableJamie
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Who said you were a bad dog? I will end them
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@RemarkableJamie
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Twitter is like a fridge. You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good
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Good morning peoples 🌤☕️😸👍🏼 #Caturday
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@RemarkableJamie
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If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I hope that they divide us by music genres
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@RemarkableJamie
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Stop overthinking, it ruins any chance of you being happy. You think your way out of happiness, just chill and relax
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You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laugh or the way their smile forms
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The biggest criminals wear ties... 💼👔 http://t.co/vkKV5BzijL
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🎤 Look at the stars.. look how they shine for you http://t.co/sufDWDzzdo
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Dinosaur Hugs 💜 http://t.co/CQS9x9xu5y
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Well?
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@RemarkableJamie
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Does anyone else have a plastic bags full of plastic bags at home?
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@RemarkableJamie
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Here's a list of who asked for your opinion
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Me when I get 2 retweets and more than 3 likes
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A lot of problems in the world would be solved if we talked to each other instead of about each other
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Two feet of snow
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@RemarkableJamie
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Do you ever leave your phone for a couple hours and expect to come back to like 60 messages, but you've got none? Yeah same
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? 😆
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@RemarkableJamie
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Naps are risky. You either wake up feeling refreshed or you wake up more tired and wondering what year it is
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A real boyfriend calls you for nothing, messages you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, overprotective and loves you
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@RemarkableJamie
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Does anyone else get road rage walking behind slow people?
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When someone asks me if I like pizza
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When you’re about to say something, but then decide it’s not worth the effort
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@RemarkableJamie
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Just ignore people who want to take away your joy. Literally, ignore them. Don't entertain them at all
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Be thankful for the things that you have 🙏🏼
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What’s your favourite colour? Purple is one of my favourites ☺️💜
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I might get pissed for a minute but I’ll never abandon you. I don’t leave people. & I think that’s why it hurts so bad when people leave me.
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Do you ever just feel the desire to change, to travel, to meet new people, to just start over somewhere you never been before?
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Knowing your family so well that you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps
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Good morning peoples 🌤👋🏼😺☕️
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A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, it's based on the foundation you built together.
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I don't really know where I stand in people's lives. One minute they treat me like something special, then like nothing the next
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