After seeing the @TIME cover, I wonder if @realDonaldTrump 's fake tan, leathery skin and neck that are why @JDVance switched from berating him to drooling over his every move. Watch out Don, the couch fucker is gonna Pope hand you so he can fuck your throat folds.

As a reaction to Bad Bunny being selected to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, @realDonaldTrump should send the full might of the US Military to remove Puerto Rico's president from office. Bonus points if they take el Sofamor with him.

Where is all the right, who clamoured about political violence because a podcaster sprang a leak? Nobody is saying anything about bringing down the temperature after Judge Goldstein's house explosion. Y'all are fake as fuck

I bet all the veterans and active service members are elated that Hegseth is going to end the commissary. He said the government needs to get out of the grocery business.

The crazy part is every time Epstein comes up again @realDonaldTrump does something crazy to take the attention. Maybe everyone would shut up if you took over Russia, restored Ukraine, got the people Healthcare, and recognized Palestine Show us what you could do if you had balls

What is in those Epstein files that Trump doesn't want us to talk about or see? Every time there is a wave of pressure, he does something crazy -possibly putting a hit on Charlie Kirk. (That was HF) He's gonna have to take out Russia to keep us occupied enough.

Charlie Kirk was a practice run to see how the coverage would go when the Heritage Foundation takes the next big step. They are trying to install JD Vance and trick the country into giving away freedom for the government brand "safety." Quit giving freedom away.

If MAGA cared about Charlie, at all, they would start wearing holes in their neck, in solidarity.

They are hiding health information about the president. Is this due to a stroke? Is it Bell's Palsy? The nation deserves to know!

The manhunt for Kirk's shooter turned up a weapon but not a person. If only there was a way to tie a person to a weapon. A registry, of sorts. 🤔

May he looks up at us warmly

Guys, it didn't happen today.

I, Donald John Trump, am going to take over Russia. Putin will be shot like a dog. ICE Barbie Kristi Noem will be in attendance for this special role. Afterwards we will install a MAGA strong government in Russia. It will be beautiful. We are ordering pizza for the event, not KFC

I wish every metastatic cell in Kim Davis body a productive life

If @realDonaldTrump has any balls, he will arrest Putin in Alaska and turn him over to the ICC for war crimes in Ukraine.

Waking up today to hear that @realDonaldTrump tanked the $9billion whiskey industry with a tariff war. Bet they're all glad they voted for him @JimBeam @JackDaniels_US how are your export sales going this quarter?

Israel says they have Trump videos. Russia says they have Trump videos. Release them! We deserve to know about Trump's sex tourism with 14 year olds.

Covid was engineered by the entertainment industry to kill physical media sales. #TrumpIsAPedoRapist #Trumpisinthefiles #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #TrumpEpsteinFiles #trumphealthcoverup #trumpheartattack #vancehandsofdeath #fuckICE #arrestthepresident #deporthate

In light of the Epstein cover-ups, I believe @AGPamBondi, @FBIDirectorKash ,and @FBIDDBongino should look into @realDonaldTrump 's activities with various pageants.

They come in threes and the Donald is definitely a three