“@bazzyahmedi: Feeling so rough. Is there an instant heal like in games anywhere?” Anyone got a pint of man the fuck up for my mate Baz?

Don't want Summer to end 😩

If it says 'starring Jennifer Aniston' I'm watching it #whatawomen

@niallstott16 any chance you can hook a brother up a free @STXFH indoor stick #PLAYHUGE #newplayer #CHC

My fave pic of @rihanna dress off of the Internet at the Met Ball http://t.co/toM40pX48I

What a team and what a season #CHC #BleedMaroon http://t.co/gXFnEf727o

Lost and found tomorrow 👯👯👯

Final score Crawley win 7-1. We're off to the Olympic park! Keep 2nd May free!! #we'regoingtoleevalley

Some people have taken the day of work to see this 'special' moment and it's cloudy as fuck lol

Every mans worse nightmare 😿 http://t.co/EBlNIRUxfz

Those 3 seconds of walking back from bowling a ball down a lane is so awkward

Jane looks like a fucking lamp shade

FACT: Jack Wilshere would get knocked the fuck out in Sunday League. http://t.co/jAwGmNdKC9

Just thought of a brilliant idea, bag of pistachio nuts already out the shell