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Foul-mouthed, moany-arsed and irritable supporter of Manchester United.
Live up North, work down South
Joined November 2009
I’ll shorten this for you. 1. Don’t rape people and you’ll be fine.
ℹ️ As black player avoid white ladies.ℹ️ Avoid private meetings with girls .ℹ️ Even if she says yes, take a video record .ℹ️ Mostly, girls are set-ups to bankrupt you.ℹ️ A local girl is safer, Sadie Mane knows.ℹ️The system is against you, guilty or not. Godspeed to Thomas Partey!
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Is it too much to ask for United to aggressively pursue midfield reinforcements before the window closes in 6 hours, 54 minutes and 12 seconds?. Not that I’m counting.
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"A medieval knight in full armor riding a motorcycle through a misty jungle trail.". Try Grok Imagine, free for a limited time.
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Excellent. The late signing of this goalkeeper has cost us a point in the league and being knocked out of the League Cup by little Grimsby, but we got there in the end.
🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go!. Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical. Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.
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Ten Hag has just now been sacked as well. Tough long weekend for ex-United managers.
Solskjaer sacked. Mourinho sacked. Ten Hag must be shitting himself.
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Things that irrationally do my tits in, number 3,653:. Fabrizio Romano constantly referring to Martinez as ‘Dibu’ in every milked-for-all-it’s-worth update. Call him Emi or Emiliano. You’re not his fucking pal.
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RT @AdamSmithSeaham: @RedlingMUFC Trafford must be sick of his life - he’s gone back there to be number 1 in the workd cup year and they si….
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Sancho clinging to that salary until the death. Leaving on loan for a third time, will almost certainly leave for free next summer to whoever offers him the most money. I’ve never detested a footballer more than - at any other club, let alone our own.
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Quite disheartening that City are signing Donnarumma, an incredible keeper who will be their number one for the next decade, while we’re either getting the nutcase from Aston Villa or an largely untested young keeper.
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Another one… well done United.
🚨🟢⚪️ BREAKING: Antony to Real.Betis, here we go! €22m plus €3m fee to Manchester United. Manchester United will have 50% sell-on clause on profit for the future sale. Antony, in Sevilla in the next 24h for medical as deal is done. Antonio vuelve a Betis. 🔙
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Shame on Newcastle for caving. Shitbag club.
🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League. Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago. It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.
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Cringe as fuck.
Honestly believe Diogo Jota shone a light down to get that result because he loved a goal against Arsenal! ❤️❤️❤️🔴🔴🔴
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Adam McKola moaning again.
"With the new balls, we have to adapt". David Raya on getting to used to the new Puma balls in the Premier League, after conceding to Dominik Szoboszlai's stunning free-kick ⚽️
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In theory, this works. But both incoming keepers would want to play. Nobody wants to be a no. 2.
@RedlingMUFC What about this?. Onana for Lammens.Sancho for Martinez.
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You will never win league titles and major honours if you don’t have the stomach to take risks and play open, expansive and attacking football. In completely unrelated news, here’s a photo of Mikel Arteta.
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Arsenal were very lucky against us, but their luck was trumped today against the dippers. Always the bridesmaid.
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Here’s what I think. If it’s a straight choice between Lammens and Martinez - get Lammens. If getting Martinez means we get shot of Sancho as part of the exchange with Villa, get Martinez and forget Lammens.
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Serious question, be honest. Were you happy with the signing of Andre Onana at the time?.
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