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Foul-mouthed, moany-arsed and irritable supporter of Manchester United.
Live up North, work down South
Joined November 2009
If we stick with Amorim, we’ll win the league next season. …And get promoted right back to the Premier League.
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Except he hasn’t changed to a back 4 at all, you lying blue-tick prick.
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Ruben Amorim has won 3 consecutive games since changing the system to a back 4. — @DailyMirror
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You just stick to selling CBD gummies John boy. Offering “council” to United fans could be seen as breaking the terms of your Universal Credit agreement and get your benefits stopped. Shut up and show some humility. Liverpool now are bottling it worse than you did in ‘88.
The red mancs are back 😂😂i've had no stick for about 5 years from the united crew and they've won 3 on the bounce while we've been s!!!te 😁 unbelievable but if it helps you to get it off you're chest i will council you 👍👍❤️ynwa
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Being shown up for what he is. A peaked footballer who just isn’t interested anymore. Finished footballer. Jadon van de Beek.
28' - ON ➡️ 73' - OFF ⬅️ A first for Jadon Sancho - subbed on and subbed off in a Premier League match.
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I think we need to remember Moyesy’s pathetic season in charge of defending our league title. And then laugh at the scouse cunts anyway.
Losing 4 league games in a row is bad for any big club — but doing it as defending champions is wild 🤯 Funny thing? Klopp’s Liverpool did the exact same in 2021 after their COVID title. Proof that Liverpool only thrive in mitigating circumstances when every other contender is
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The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be
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Given that United have played Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and City in our first 9 games, I would 100% have taken 16 points if you’d offered that before a ball was kicked. We’re doing just fucking fine.
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"If ya want Ruben Amorim's mighty reds to keep doin' things the hard way, give me a hell yeah?!"
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Wow. “It’s shit that other clubs have devised a strategy that we don’t have an answer for.”
Football is so bad nowadays, long throw ins, reliance on corners, soft fouls, poor refereeing
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Liverpool are fucking shit aren’t they? The Slot Machine is broken
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“Mum,can dad take me to school today? He can’t pet,you know the courts won’t let him near schools anymore. Besides,he’s upstairs bouncing in his football kits again.
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Messi isn’t obsessed with Ronaldo because he’s playing beyond 40. It’s more likely he’s quite enamoured with the idea he can out-perform everyone else in MLS while in second gear and continue to make millions while doing so.
This literally proves that Messi is obsessed with Cristiano not otherwise
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I know the bloke looks like a flaccid penis peeking out of an ungroomed 70s bush on a cold December morning, but that’s no reason to assault him.
🔴📰 | The fan who assaulted Frank Ilett, aka @TheUnitedStrand, has been identified and handed an indefinite ban from Old Trafford. [@MailSport]
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Put on ‘Stick To Football’ as I was curious as to how Scholes, Neville and Keane would react to the mighty United giving the dippers a bloody nose at the weekend. Turned off after 20 minutes as all they’ve done is talk about how great Arsenal are. Fucking poor.
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And changing his position meant he couldn’t be bothered to run or do his job did it?
Honestly it’s so easy it is to brainwash football fans Rashford played as an inside forward or no9 in his first season under ETH getting 41 G/A Then the next two were spent being a touchline winger to feed a raw striker and facilitate a raw winger Educate yourself dumbass
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It’s actually even more offensive that Rashford has rediscovered his form and shooting boots after taking the absolute piss for the final 18 months he spent at Man Utd. Good luck. I hope Barca are too skint to buy/register him and we get top dollar from another club in the end.
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That’s gratitude for you.
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