Hello, is that #Betfred? Yes, can I help? I’d like to close my account please with immediate effect. Is it because of the Scouser in our advert? Yep. Ok leave it with me. Goodbye.

#LoroPiana please explain how you intend to sell your polo shirts ever again with those disgraceful examples on show at #RyderCup2025 ? #youhadonejob. #OurTimeOurPlace #TeamEurope

#TeamEurope #OurTimeOurPlace USA 4.5 Tommy 4

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

I said it a few years back but I stand by it. Max will kill someone or himself one day and it will be by losing his rag.

I just voted for Gary Lineker in the National TV Awards, presenter category. Join me and share! https://t.co/LoLyUNT2iW

#THEPLAYERS #theplayerschampionship Rory pulls up alongside Scottie on his way home.

About to take the best bite of a sandwich. #Sandwich

Phone lines suddenly working again now the subject has changed. Obviously every call wasn’t safe for broadcast. Read the room #JeremyVine

Why do young gay men have to talk with a camp tone? He wasn’t born with that voice #SundayBrunch

Camera operator letting the world know that JV doesn’t know his UK geography. Map pre marked where callers come from. #JeremyVine

What? Wait, who’s this singing? Doesn’t look like Shania. Has she had work done? A poor tribute act at best. #manilooklikeanotherwoman #Glastonbury2024

Hard to take anything James says seriously when he can’t even have the right time on an Apple Watch. #JeremyVine

Oakshot won’t eat pork or veal because it’s cruel but will happily vacuum up a spider. Double standards again #JeremyVine

We put people on the moon but can’t stop this in the 21st century.

Narinder v Pensioners part 2. We all know where this is going. She will up to 11 very soon. Nasty woman. #JeremyVine

#MichaelMcIntyresBigShow

Thank god she’s gone. Oxygen thief #JimmyCarrsILiterallyJustToldYou

Is it mandatory for Sky commentators to mention the grain on every putt? #skysportsgolf

The difference with Rham is he can still play all the majors going forward. Lifetime for Masters and up to 10 years on others.